Wild sex with, chat with or push off a cliff?

Oh god... the infestation

Lindsay Lohan - Cliff

Amanda Bynes - Chat (I love a crazy bitch)

Paris Hilton - Sex

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Peter Griffin
Homer Simpson
Hank Hill

 

 

Athos

Porthos

Aramis

 

And why not d'Artagnan ? That's the most seductive of all of them

 

 

 

Athos

Porthos

Aramis

 

 

And why not d'Artagnan ? That's the most seductive of all of them

 

I want him for myself

 

 

 

 

Athos

Porthos

Aramis

 

 

And why not d'Artagnan ? That's the most seductive of all of them

 

 

I want him for myself

 

Him and his long rapier ?   

 

 

 

 

 

Athos

Porthos

Aramis

 

 

And why not d'Artagnan ? That's the most seductive of all of them

 

 

I want him for myself

 

 

Him and his long rapier ?   

 

He won't need this tool

 

 

 

 

 

 

Athos

Porthos

Aramis

 

 

And why not d'Artagnan ? That's the most seductive of all of them

 

 

I want him for myself

 

 

Him and his long rapier ?   

 

 

He won't need this tool 

 

Easy lay ?   

 

Easy lay ?   

easy push of the cliff ..... in the mood to cliff a French guy like him

 

ed razek ----> sex ........ cliff if he's not good enough

 

I thought he's a gay 

Athos  

Porthos

Aramis

Sex with all of them!   

Gizmo

 

Athos  

Porthos

Aramis

Sex with all of them!   

You, you reeeeeally like french people

  You, you reeeeeally like french people

 

 

That's because I know one very special french guy 

 

  You, you reeeeeally like french people

 

 

That's because I know one very special french guy 

 

I need to know this guy

 

 

 

Athos

Porthos

Aramis

 

 

And why not d'Artagnan ? That's the most seductive of all of them

 

Because he is not a musketeer! 

 

 

 

 

Athos

Porthos

Aramis

 

 

And why not d'Artagnan ? That's the most seductive of all of them

 

Because he is not a musketeer! 

 

What ?? He is a Mousquetaire !

Of course not

you should read your classic again, he wants to be one but he is not one.

And if i remember well, he is something like 14 or 15 years old in the book.

^ Not at all Kiki LOL Ok he's 18, i just checked, but in the end he becomes one of them to thanks him of what he did for the King ... but all that is very old for you i guess

EDIT Maybe you're talking about 'Albert le 5eme Mousquetaire' LOL

No I am talking about Dumas' novel and yes he is 18 when he arrives in Paris and he is not a musketeer but a wanna be musketeer with a letter from daddy.

you have 3 musketeers -Athos, Porthos et Aramis- and d'Artagnan as their fellow new brother-in-arms but not musketeer yet

The real D'Artagnan was a musketeer and the rest of the story was Dumas' imagination.

But in the end Kiki, he is a musketeer, that was it matters... Or else we will for ever babies

Yeah...that's why we call that a book

BOTH d'Artagnan was musketeers !!!! lol

But you don't have delicious 3 Musketeers candy bars.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3_Musketeers_%28chocolate_bar%29