Wild sex with, chat with or push off a cliff?

^  I think trying to push Casper off a cliff wouldn't go very well for you.

About as well as sex with those rodents . I'm a big fan of all three though.

Cliff
Sex
Chat

Random Maxim # 1s...

Miley Cyrus
Bar Rafaeli
Katy Perry

At least I think the last two were...

Miley Cyrus - off the cliff!
Bar Rafaeli - Crazy animal sex! DAT BODY
Katy Perry - chat with even though I won't be listen much ( . )( . )

Superman Edition:

Henry Cavill
Brandon Routh
Tom Welling

Booh, Dave you beat me 

Sex - Cavill, this post will clarify my obvious choice

Cliff - Welling, such a terrible Clark Kent

Chat - Brandon

The VS blonde trifecta we all love or hate:

Erin Heatherton

Candice Swanepoel

Lindsay Ellingson

^ I try

Erin Heatherton - sex with...I absolutely adore those freckles!
Candice Swanepoel - off the cliff time to make way for the Babs.
Lindsay Ellingson - Chat with, need to tell her not to stand too close to Erin in photos

Late Night Comedy Trifecta:

Jay Leno
Jimmy Fallon
Conan O'brien



 

Jay Leno-cliff

Jimmy Fallon-Sex

Conan O'Brien-Chat

Kathy Ireland

Carol Alt

Paulina Porizkova

Chat - because of her business success
Sex
Cliff - because she can be really rude although admittedly sometimes funny.

Marilyn Manroe
Marilyn Bell (first woman to swim across Lake Ontario. She also crossed The English Channel and the Strait of Juan de Fuca)
Marilyn Manson

Would be cliff, chat, sex for me with chat being by far the most important one .

cliff

chat

Sex

Henry Rollins

Keith Morris

Jello Biafra

SEX!

Chat

Diaf -

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Dead Rockstars:

1. Jim Morrison   2. Jimi Hendrix   3. John Lennon

SEX

chat
cliff

Dana Hamm

Brandy Dahl

Angela Mason

Hmmm...

Sex
Cliff
Chat

Joan of Arc, Joan Rivers and Joan Jett for the next one .

Joan Of Arc.chat-such a so much interesting character,lots of things to talk about-RIP . 

Joan-sex,sexy in her prime days.

Jett-off cliff.

James Patterson

Flavor Flav.

J.K.Rowling.

James Patterson: Chat. If he can stop writing for a few minutes.

Flavor Flav': Off the cliff with a large boulder to follow for good measure.

J.K.Rowling: Sex. Always found her attractive.

Patricia Cornwell

Jonathan Kellerman

Kathy Reichs

^ You know James Patterson works with a lot of ghost writers.  He writes 2 or 3 page outlines and then they write the book.  They are usually credited on the cover though.  He might write some all by himself.  It's kinda disappointing.  I have only read Kiss the Girls.

Flay Vor Flaaaavvvvvvv (as he goes off the cliff)

*edit* Withdrawn since, though I've read a lot of books, I haven't read enough from any of those to assess them.

Patricia-cliff

Jonathan-chat

Kathy-sex

Squidbillies!!!

Rusty Cuyler

Grandma Cuyler

Lil Cuyler

I guess you must have stumped more than just me with that one .

Sex?
Chat
Cliff?

Guys in a bunch of comedy movies who I've never seen or heard of doing stand-up...

Kevin James, Vince Vaughn and Steve Carrel for the next one .

Sex: Vince Vaughn

Chat: Steve (God, just loved him in the Office)

Cliff: Kevin James, he got it coming after Grownups

Current 'hyped up' guys

Ryan Gosling

Harry Styles

Benedict Cumberbatch

Ryan Gosling - Sex (He's seriously the only one I know from this list)

Harry Styles - Off a cliff (Just looked him up... Boy band. Yup made the right choice)

Benedict Cumberbatch - Convo  (His name is Rank #1 retard level, gotta find out the story behind it)

1. Steve Guttenberg   2. Tom Selleck   3. Ted Danson

^ They were great babysitters