Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2013 (GENERAL DISCUSSION)
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Does anyone know why Cara and Hilary are missing from the Class of 2013 shot they flashed at the end? Because they were there when they took it.
A very special #TBT:
that photo give me chiils ughhh
Does anyone know why Cara and Hilary are missing from the Class of 2013 shot they flashed at the end? Because they were there when they took it.
There was a Class of 2013 pic taken at the end of both shows. Adriana wasn't in the first one. I think they had trouble gathering everyone after.
A very special #TBT:
that photo give me chiils ughhh
This is terrifying make it stop "Rockin it" like is this a prank
A very special #TBT:
that photo give me chiils ughhh
This is terrifying make it stop "Rockin it" like is this a prank
So this is the monster who defiled our Darling Jac's first walk down the VS Runway, she must die!
I couldn't resist captioning this 
...you ain't got no excuse now, son! :blueeyedbaby: 
I got to give Jac her props though girl pulled a Doutzen this year and manage to make a ridiculous and tacky outfit look somewhat decent and she had one of the best walks in the show this year imo.
True dat, Jac's outfit was awful and she knew it but she pulled it off. I love that she didn't do a stupid/silly pose ... She just strut her usual stuff with all her fierceness
Hey Guys, I've been following this since it started back with the picture of Barbara and Todd at the fittings, (BTW did anyone notice that Todd Thomas wasn't in any of the show footage, or in the Segment Trends Videos, weird huh?) i thought i would tell you what i thought of this years show
it definitely doesn't compare to past shows, i felt like it didn't last long. the glamour of a VSFS has long left the building.
Things that stood out to me ....
Cara Deleveigne - what is wrong with you? Her British Invasion walk was good ... then came Parisian Nights ... WTF is this a joke to you?the segment was PERFECT until she ruined it. either put her back in PINK where she belongs of get her off the show!
Karlie - to me doesn't embody the qualities of an angel/VS model that they always go on about. she looks deathly thin and her hair looks terrible long and short. she has a great walk but i feel she doesn't have the right presence/personality ... i really dont want to see her in another show.
Candice's opening was bland and boring! let a model like Doutzen or Adriana open - they have the right energy for that
Behati got a lot of attention because of her engagement to Adam ...
Lily has made an AMAZING improvement in everything .. her walk is better her poses are better and her overall runway presence has taken a turn for the better.
Martha Hunt had a weird walk - her feet turn out ... didn't like it at all - shame we will probably be seeing more of her
i think Jac J had one of the best walks of the show! and Magdalena had a very fierce/sexy walk in Birds of Paradise.
Sigrid Agren had Red hands .... not sure what was going on there ...
Constance got 2 pairs of Amazing (HEAVY) wings - which i loved
Maryna made a great comeback and i want to see her next year!
i felt lindsay, Alessandra, and Doutzen got the least amount of attention as an angel this year
although the PINK NETWORK outfits were sort of a mess - i like the idea/concept
Ming Xi, Josephine Skiver, Malaika, Jac J & Sara Sampaio are the PINK newcomers i want to see return for next years show!
Jacquelyn Jablonski finally graduated from PINK and i LOVED IT - she looked great in Birds of Paradise
Parisian Nights was the best segment in my opinion, great song/beat and great outfit concepts and the models did a great job on the runway.
Erin needs to wipe that smirk off her face, i feel she brought down the happiness of the segments she was in ... at least put on a smile for the camera. its not right to let your problems ruin a fashion that people look forward to and dream of walking in. she did look stunning in her outfits and i loved that they showed a more natural look of erin through her makeup!
Lais made a great comeback and i feel the little segment about her was a beautiful thing for Victoria's Secret to do for her. She killed it opening Birds of Paradise
while i loved snow angels and her outfits were spectacular - i felt it was ruined because of the way it was edited ... poor mags got hardly any screentime and she closed? Alessandra was the only angel not walking it - which i think is wrong! maybe her time as an angel is coming to an end. Taylor was lashing forwards and backwards and flipping her hair TOO MANY TIMES!
Sorry if any of these comments offend any of you, but its my personal opinion and dont let it get to you! Thanks Guys xx
I totally forgot about Jac's outfit, it was atrocious, but as you have stated, she somehow made it work, also nice to see her debut 
If you watch Candice and Gisele's opening side by side there basically the same. Only thing is Gisele looks down a lot.
Disclaimer: For earnest newcomers, the naïve, and the anal-retentives - this is what's called, in common parlance, a "roast". Don't fret... Oh, and accept no substitutes!
What? Nobody said "it's showtime"?!?! Is this going to be a whole new VSFS experience?
*We're a rocking, and we're a rolling*
No, guess not. 
Same old shit. All these years, all these irritating "noises off" voices...
*I got Behati*
*Doutzen's in the house*
Yeah, we know. We've all seen enough behind-the-scenes clips to tell you that you have them all because they are all in the same bloody space. There's the hair and make-up bit, and there's the costume bit. It's not a game of hide and seek.
*I got Lindsay hiding under the table*
*Yeah, Adriana's behind the curtain*
*Karlie's standing in the corner with a lampshade on her head pretending to be a light*
And then we're off. There's a lot of UK flags, oh look a Mini Cooper, the Queen's profile, a telephone box... Hey, while we're ramming this British point home how about we use some British music too? Maybe a mix of some quintessential bands: The Beatles maybe, Queen, The Who? Nah, let's get some forgettable generic college pop pap that has ZERO to do with it - that'll stick in their heads. But dress Taylor Swift up in a sub-par Spice Girl's dress. That's the spirit...
Hey - did you know that Adam Levine is engaged to Behati Prinsloo? ... Well, I was going to go with 'douche', but if you want to use the 'c' word I guess that's OK ... Sure, we'll go with 'dick' then. I agree, they use 'douche' all the time with him, if you look the word up the dictionary after the feminine hygiene stuff there's a picture of him pulling a smarmy face ... Yeah, that dick anyway - how about EVERY TIME Behati appears onstage then we'll cut to him to remind everyone that they're together ... I think it's great idea too ... Sure, nobody will be annoyed with that. It's a radical new idea ... Oh, yeah, Anne V ... No, I don't think people will remember - it was a long time ago now ... Only 2? Oh ... Let's run with it anyway. It won't be tiresome and people will think it's cool that we've made the connection. Quick, look here she comes - and he's fist-pumping:
What's with all this arse-slapping? Has that been sanctioned as a "thing" in this year's show?
OK, so it's time for the annual Adriana-crosses-herself cutaway. 'Dear Lord, please make it so I can walk, pose, make a face and/or heart shape (or similar) and then walk back again. But please make so that when I do it it is the best thing ever and the fiercest, and that when anybody else does it it's not so good or they are just seen to be imitating me. Amen.' < Obviously she says this really fast.
'Ladies and Gentleman, this is Taylor Swift, and I'm your Chief Flight Attendant. On behalf of Captain Razek and the entire crew - welcome aboard. While we are here to ensure that you do have a comfortable trip with us today, we are also concerned about your safety. With that in mind, we ask that you take the Safety Information Card out of the seat pocket in front of you and follow along as Fall Out Boy perform our safety demonstration.'
Crucifixion for the saviour already?
- Only half of A Great Big World make it
- All Africans can start fires
- Providing you have an African with you and that's all taken care of, then you can go about your day making jewellery out of shark's teeth (v.important)
- Lots of corsetry will wash ashore in barrels
She "made it" anyway.
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lol
Pretty much nailed it Baron. Gold Star for you my love, muse, my flame.
I was going to do a write up, but after I finally got a chance to watch the show with Pheno we were both like "fuck it". Maybe it's a sign of getting older, or the shows are becoming super repetitive, but I got zero hype or joy out of watching. Though too be fair the same thing happened last year which is why I never posted anything.
One highlight you failed to mention was Adriana's ode to Davecat (wonder if Shi-chan will be jealous?). . . other then that she didn't bring the humor. Not enough facial ticks for my liking.
I think everything has been said about the show that needed to be said. No point in reiterating the chow chow over again 
Edit: I take that back.. Adriana/Ale/Doutzen retire already & and I can't stress this enough... do not let Candice open again
A+ Baron
Oh. my. goodness. Baron takes the award for best review of the VSFS. I died laughing.
The last segment was just all on Taylor so annoying. I actually thought the show was alright. 6/10 They were pretty much obsessed with Behati though. That island bit. WTF. lol but yeah, same ol same ol!
I just peed a little lol. Thank you Baron as always you bring joy to my life.
1000 Thumbs up to Baron hahahaha! I just noticed a really nice change from previous years. No random performance inbetween segments! I always hated those they made no sense to me so glad they didn't have one this year.