The Fellatio Thread

about going down on men: can you guys tell me if cosmopolitan is lying to me!?

Here is the ---> LINK , you'll want to select the "his down there domain" tab so see the tips they are giving women to spice up their oral-love lives...

alot of it seems true...except like...the donut and scrunchie part O.o oh and dont suck my toes...ew

about going down on men: can you guys tell me if cosmopolitan is lying to me!?

Here is the ---> LINK , you'll want to select the "his down there domain" tab so see the tips they are giving women to spice up their oral-love lives...

hmmm did that article really teach you something ? i mean almost all that's written is more or less what everybody would do... intuitively, no ? lol

yeah - but I'm just curious.. please forgive me for wanting a guys opinnion

but I just thought there would be more to it because guys are always complaining about how some women can't give head..

alot of it seems true...except like...the donut and scrunchie part O.o oh and dont suck my toes...ew

I actually read this thing a while ago - they have not updated that... if you click another tab you'll find that they suggest that woman should try licking armpits... now I don't care how much a guy likes that, I would never do that.. I would also never suck a guys toes ... I'm already iffy thinking about what I would do if I guy wanted to suck mine

yeah - but I'm just curious.. please forgive me for wanting a guys opinnion

but I just thought there would be more to it because guys are always complaining about how some women can't give head..

lol i wasn't criticizing your posting that link, i was criticizing the cheesiness of Cosmopolitan and guys complain because most girls precisely don't do what's wirtten lol... the main problem is: some girls don't enjoy giving head, they do it cuz they feel compelled... you can't be good in such conditions

I didn't mean what I said in a defensive way.. cosmo is funny, i'm bored

yeah yeah, a lot of girls give head to get out of having sex

but seriously - I wouldn't do it if I don't like it, and neither should they

it's a waste of effort

oral on chicks...mmmmm, my favorite thing to do! I have quite a few techniques I have developed, using teeth, tongue, lips, and sucking. Man...all sorts of ways to make her jump! Stay away from my armpit. I don't mind suckin on toes, as long as they are clean. It feels REALLY good, because tongues are all slimy and good. Um, when giving head I urge you to explore. Lick inner thigh and balls. mmmm. And don't focus all on hte head, it's a good spot, but the rest wants some attention too. Eye contact while giving head is a mega turn on. Lick from the base up(side of the cock)(lolol) while looking at your guy, will be sure to make him melt...or the opposite.

love the advice - sounds like cosmo ..

like tea bagging I see... how about humming on the sack?

- wooo - I feel naughty for saying that

ohh my! That is a good thing! LOL! Good head is hard to find.... Tea bagging is fucked up... It's usually guys that put their balls on other guys faces while they are asleep, or passed out... Not sexual in anyway...ugh. :yuckky:

ohh my! That is a good thing! LOL! Good head is hard to find.... Tea bagging is fucked up... It's usually guys that put their balls on other guys faces while they are asleep, or passed out... Not sexual in anyway...ugh. :yuckky:

I actually heard it was a girl putting a guys balls in her mouth, doing wtv or playing around - i dunno

... different lingo around here, very different

naaa, tea bag is putting your balls on someone's face.... Girls sucking balls it totally differnt. Getting tea bagged is a bad thing, having your balls sucked is a good thing. lololol

This should be called the Fellatio thread

This should be called the Fellatio thread

forget this why isnt there an asslingus thread we seem to have enough sexperts here for one

I should have quit you, long time ago.

I wouldn't be here, my children, down on this killin' floor.

I should have listened, baby, to my second mind

Everytime I go away and leave you, darling, you send me the blues way down the line.

Said, people worry I can't keep you satisfied.

Let me tell you baby, you ain't nothin but a two-bit, no-good jive.

Went to sleep last night, worked as hard as I can,

Bring home my money, you take my money, give it to another man.

I should have quit you, baby, such a long time ago.

I wouldn't be here with all my troubles, down on this killing floor.

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.

I'm gonna leave my children down on this killing floor.

forget this why isnt there an asslingus thread we seem to have enough sexperts here for one

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This should be called the Fellatio thread

forget this why isnt there an asslingus thread we seem to have enough sexperts here for one

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OMG I DIDN'T START THIS THREAD

sorry about the caps .. but someone pulled out my post from the oral sex thread!!!

This should be called the Fellatio thread

I know - I didn't name it .... omg - this is weird