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The French don't need any more slurring. 
Rhett, you are more full of yourself than even ME! I do not have a crush on you, I never will have a crush on you, and if I knew you personally I would have harmed you in some way by this point.
Rhett, you are more full of yourself than even ME! I do not have a crush on you, I never will have a crush on you, and if I knew you personally I would have harmed you in some way by this point.
you mean you would have broken my heart? I'm afraid that's projection, sonnyboy.
and besides, you only hurt the ones you love. so I guess you would have need to really really really really hurt me, eh? 
rofl.... There is no stopping it..... Fuck it. Yes, I would have broken your heart.... Rhett, I'm a loner...a lone wolf, I'm too dangerous for a sweet, defenseless, girly boy like you. I know it hurts to hear this... But time will pass and you'll live on... But the emptyness in your heart will never fade...it will only numb.. For I am a special breed, that can never be tamed, or contained. Like the wind, I am always on the move.
or that's how you try to portray yourself. I know you are a sweetie pie at heart..
oh jeez. lazy, was that the best you could do? you don't love me very much if that's the most you can hurt me at this point. we're going to have to seek a support group for you. girly boy? defenseless? sigh...
Sweetie pie... no, just no. Your just projecting your inner most wishes on me... Face it baby, you can't handle me!
well sorrrrryyyyyyy, I didn't know I was supposed to verbally abuse you. At least now you know my true feelings. All the support groups in the world couldn't help me... Don't worry, I would make sure someone stayed behind to keep you safe. No one is going to hurt you.
What a rebel.. do all men become untameable at one point in life?
What a rebel.. do all men become untameable at one point in life?
no, just lazy. the rest of us are house-trained 
What a rebel.. do all men become untameable at one point in life?
no, just lazy. the rest of us are house-trained
oh no...
Yea, fuck toilets! I usually go in the house plant near my room. You can't stop me sucka!
I'm not interested in taming you... just interested in keeping you away from my furniture
*insert eye-rolling smiling the size of a small country*
is this turning into a cat fight? ... quick, put pLastic on the furniture..
no, some kind of repellant... I'm working lazy to get more details so I can figure out which kind (shh!)
roach? knat? doodlebug?
No, I'm good with furniture. I stick to soiling house plants.
that reminds me of an episode of Nanny 911 (my mother watches because she works at a daycare) where there was this one kid who only peed outside. They fixed him later on, though.
"fixed" did they? sure it wasn't the Sopranos?