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ahaha! awesome, and you know it's true because it's on the internet. The interweb NEVER lies. Unless it says pirates are better than ninjas, because this site totally said ninjas would win.

!!!!! You lost to me as well pauline!!!!
Pauline Lazy
28,800,000 < 80,300,000
BOW BEFORE MY MIGHT!
:bow:
no problemo ![]()
have won my battle already ![]()

Ahh.... You need to get your priorities straight babe. For there can be only ONE!

don't set yourself up for number two like that, homeninja.

I have set nothing up, for I am the victor!
Toaster < sheep wtf more proof do you need? This thing is failproof, and totally 100% accurate. Because I don't have a friggen clue what dimension you're thinking of where a sheep would actually lose to a toaster. Here's the deal, you find me a toaster that can kick a sheeps ass, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, I will deny my victory. After all, it would be dissproven.
Lazy. We both beat Rhett, seriously, victory of both of us :congrats:
try that

I'm happy to let hollow victories abound for my challengers. party on, kids!

try that
it worked :|

try that
it worked :|
same here ![]()

try that
it worked :|
same here
pretty weird
i was soo totally sure it would'nt work
.

its contradictions are too weird.
try plastic wrap, see how many it takes you.

that silly machine is no match for my genius!
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ok, one more funny thingy.

try that
it worked :|
here as well -.-

could go in Movies or Music.
but hilarious:
http://www.steelydan.com/heyluke.html
hopefully you guys know who Steely Dan is