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#161
15 hours ago, frenchkiki said:

 

 

"I just slid my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it" Negan

 

Are you sure it's not from Bill Clinton ? 

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#162

Might be Trump too

I don't think there is much to slide with him tho.

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#163
9 minutes ago, frenchkiki said:

Might be Trump too

I don't think there is much to slide with him tho.

 But no one is enough you greedy lady  

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#164

I am greedy but nononononoono to Trump's zizi!

I bet it's orange too!

 

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#165
8 minutes ago, frenchkiki said:

I am greedy but nononononoono to Trump's zizi!

I bet it's orange too!

 

 

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#166
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Are you aware we're kidding about the penis of the new Master of the Free World ?  

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#167

Better joking about it rather than thinking about it

Melania is a brave woman. She had a child and she had to touch at least it once...

 

the tic tac box is I think the right size and the color match

And also 2 calories per... balls!

 

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#168
1 minute ago, frenchkiki said:

Better joking about it rather than thinking about it

Melania is a brave woman. She had a child and she had to touch at least it once...

 

the tic tac box is I think the right size and the color match

And also 2 calories per... balls!

 

 

Lefty people are so vulgar, ^here^ the proof. 

 

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#169

Image result for donald trump naked

 

the whole statue is pretty terrifying

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#170

I am not lefty, i am using my right hand for everything

 

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#171
3 minutes ago, frenchkiki said:

I am not lefty, i am using my right hand for everything

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Cult Icon said:

Image result for donald trump naked

 

the whole statue is pretty terrifying

 

Imagine the same with The Clintons  

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#172
6 minutes ago, jj3 said:

 

 

 

Imagine the same with The Clintons  

 

If you've seen the whole statue, trump has a micro-penis lol

 

There are naked Hilary statues too:  She looks like a chicken:  two small  breasts and two large thighs

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#174

Slavoj Žižek

 

hilarious:

 

"Trump is a dirty, disgusting human being.  Do you really think Rick Santorium and Ted Cruz are human beings?

 

I think they are aliens.  

 

There is something so monstrous about them"

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#176

Bas les masques !

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#177

We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hinduscripture, the Bhagavad-Gita... "Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." -oppenheimer

 

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#178

 

“For over a thousand years Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honor of triumph, a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeteers, musicians and strange animals from conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conquerors rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children robed in white stood with him in the chariot or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror holding a golden crown and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting.”

 

 

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#179

"This whole thing is insane because this day is insane because Delaney is insane because I am insane. Just do it”

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