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4 minutes ago, Prettyphile said:

Our love is the most perfect thing ever. @RIP_Cabrini_Green  I've found a new boyfriend. You may go.

im gay sorry Pretty maybe u have brothers? i like tall ones thooo lol

I do, his name is Anthony (red shirt), and he's 5'11 and here he is doing the most American thing ever (GUNS!)

He surfs, and is a skater... He likes guns, and he's in a band, he plays guitar and sometimes sings. He got tattoos, he's cool as fuck, and he likes whiskey and good beer, and he grows lots of weed. Oh and he's got a really good job too!

I'll put in a good word for you if you want.

lmaoo im dyinggg but he is not gay. he looks nice tho.

Wait is your Gaydar that good? Holy fuck. You Sir are the Queen of Gaydar With enough booze I think he could have some fun.

You could still try @MarVS

It's my goal in life to make a Japanese lipstick lesbian turn and be my kawaii waifu  

Just now, Prettyphile said:

Wait is your gaydar that good? Holy fuck. You Sir are the Queen of gaydar With enough booze I think he could have some fun.

haha my Gaydar is powerfull as hell hun. 

@Limerlight Where does this leave me? You wanna waifu up everyone else, but I'm left with just my modeling Husbands and @RIP_Cabrini_Green? That's not okay. I demand more Brother Husbands.

Only if you clone yourself and I get to marry the clone and do things with her, cause we're too fam Pretty.

5 minutes ago, Prettyphile said:

@Limerlight Where does this leave me? You wanna waifu up everyone else, but I'm left with just my modeling Husbands and @RIP_Cabrini_Green? That's not okay. I demand more Brother Husbands.

you literally just dumped my ass a half hour ago....

make up your mind!

My penis can't go through this much emotional stress!

Hunny I was tempted by MarVS. I'm sorry it'll never happen again. I love you boo!

Just now, RIP_Cabrini_Green said:

you literally just dumped my ass a half hour ago....

make up your mind!

My penis can't go through this much emotional stress!

@Limerlight So you're saying Pretty and I should go to Home Depot, buy some paint, and paint a room or two, or three?

Oh god you just left that one wide open my love, my muse, my flame

@RIP_Cabrini_Green kinda, we need the bro pad for Dave you strombo and I repainted anyways  

Just now, Prettyphile said:

Oh god you just left that one wide open my love, my muse, my flame

I know. I'm hoping Limer takes the bait. hahaha

1 minute ago, RIP_Cabrini_Green said:

I know. I'm hoping Limer takes the bait. hahaha

(I didn't draw this)

Lies, your paint skills are l33t

There's a handful of things in this world that everyone f'ing LOVES that I just can't get into: pizza, coffee, American football and Channing Tatum. Unfortunately I have to add Barbara Palvin to that list.

4 minutes ago, kbutt394 said:

There's a handful of things in this world that everyone f'ing LOVES that I just can't get into: pizza

How is this possible?