The 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pinned

Bedazzled spider outfits ftw!!

2015 segment: Sexy Spiders

Perfect wings for the PINK segment

Those neon things are wings, right?

Don't forget this little guy

 

That would be his flashy little abdomen and he's trying to get a girlfriend with it. See not all spiders are terrifying (Shut up SB lol).

Behold the majesticness that is the Peacock Spider

^^^^

I come here to see half naked models and all I see are spiders, damn you Pretty

And because I'm bored I'll do my fantasy-yet-kinda-realistic VSFS cast with 35 women because 48 was a fucking joke tbh.

1-15 the Angels

16- Jourdan Dunn

17- Joan Smalls

18- Edita Vilkeviciute

19- Jo Skriver

20- Vita

21- Kelly Gale

22- Barbara Palvin

23- Frida Gustavsson

24- Hailey Clauson

25- Emily Didonato

26- Ming Xi

27- Daniela Lopez Osorio

28- Gigi Hadid

29- Bella Hadid

30- Devon Windsor

31- Nadine Leopold

32- Blanca Padilla

33- Hannah Ferguson

34- Camila Morrone

35- Alexandria Morgan

I come here to see half naked models and all I see are spiders, damn you Pretty

And because I'm bored I'll do my fantasy-yet-kinda-realistic VSFS cast with 35 women because 48 was a fucking joke tbh.

1-15 the Angels

16- Jourdan Dunn

17- Joan Smalls

18- Edita Vilkeviciute

19- Jo Skriver

20- Vita

21- Kelly Gale

22- Barbara Palvin

23- Frida Gustavsson

24- Hailey Clauson

25- Emily Didonato

26- Ming Xi     Cindy Bruna

27- Daniela Lopez Osorio

28- Gigi Hadid

29- Bella Hadid

30- Devon Windsor     Toni Garrn

31- Nadine Leopold

32- Blanca Padilla

33- Hannah Ferguson

34- Camila Morrone

35- Alexandria Morgan

Much better now!

+ they really should bring back Frida 

My "realistic" list as well!

Bolded girls have never walked the show

1-15 the Angels

16- Jourdan Dunn

17- Joan Smalls
18- Edita Vilkeviciute
19- Josephine Skriver
20- Brooke Perry 
21- Irina Shayk
22- Barbara Palvin
23- Natasha Poly
24- Frida Aasen
25- Isabeli Fontana
26- Emily Ratajkowski
27- Cintia Dicker
28- Gigi Hadid
29- Bella Hadid
30- Sasha Luss
31- Nadine Leopold
32- Magdalena Frackowiak
33- Caroline Trentini
34- Maryna Linchuk
35- Nina Agdal

^SO you dont wanna see Lily Donaldson in this years show???

I was going to put Nina and Cintia in mine too but tbh at this point they (especially Cintia) as well as Bar Refaeli are far from realistic these days it's safe to say that sadly those ships have sailed and will most likely never happen, which sucks very bad because they all have good/okay walks with killer bodies, more than what can be said about a lot of girls who have walked.

^SO you dont wanna see Lily Donaldson in this years show???

I LOVE Lily but I never find her VSFS presence that good... She doesn't really have a killer body and her poses/expressions are rather boring.

Which headline do you see happening?

1. Adam Levine's wife, Behati Prinsloo, parades down the Victoria Secret runway wearing the coveted $10 million dollar fantasy bra custom made by *************.

or

2. South African beauty, Candice Swanepoel was this year's lucky Angel to wear Victoria's Secret's 20th anniversary $10 million fantasy bra.

neither. give it to lily, damnit.

If Lily was to be leaving soon or they're sending her away I do wish they'd give it to her. A nice goodbye as she's worked hard for the company in her time and has been quite a wonderful spokesmodel. Out of all the angels she's the best at selling the products and she's very liked by most people. She's also grown a lot as model. Her pictures and commercials have gotten better and better and the last 3 years she really stepped up her runway. I still hope she's around longer with VS but I agree give it to Lily. Behati can have it after. She ain't going anywhere from VS anytime soon.

But by that same logic Doutzen should have had it but that never happened. So who knows with VS. I reckon Candice will get it though.

I want Lily or Elsa to get the FB so bad.

Speaking of the FB, I wonder what color scheme they'll be going with this year. They've gone with bolder colors the past two years so I hope it's lighter/softer ones this year but I suppose it depends on the segment themes. 

New angels era, so a new angel will get the FB imo. My bet is Elsa.

Speaking of the FB, I wonder what color scheme they'll be going with this year. They've gone with bolder colors the past two years so I hope it's lighter/softer ones this year but I suppose it depends on the segment themes. 

I was thinking a pink or a lilac color for some reason

My list. Not realistic at all, tho.

1-15 the Angels

16- Hannah Ferguson

17- Joan Smalls
18- Natasha Poly
19- Josephine Skriver
20- Irina Shayk
21- Vita Sidorkina
22- Bug Eyes
23- Lollipop Head
24- Nadine Leopold
25- Rosie HW
26- Maryna Linchuk
27- Sasha Luss
28- Gigi Hadid
29- Liu Wen
30- Kelly Gale
31- Blanca Padilla
32- Yulia Rose
33- Roosmarijn de Kok

34- Bregje Heinen
35- Sonya Gorelova

36- Anne V

37- Karolina Kurkova

38- 2008 Show Abbey Lee Kershaw

39- Zhenya Katava

40- Chrissy Teigen

Though unrealistic it would be amazing if this happened -

1. Adriana Lima
2. Alessandra Ambrosio
3. Ana Beatriz Barros
4. Angela Lindvall (Good ole fishy arm)
5. Behati Prinsloo
6. Bianca Balti
7. Candice Swanepoel
8. Carmella Rose
9. Edita Vilkevicuite
10. Elsa Hosk
11. Eugenia Volodina
12. Fernanda Tavares
13. Gisele Bundchen
14. Hailey Clauson
15. Heidi Klum (Crypt-keeper can come back once more)
16. Isabeli Fontana
17. Izabel Goulart
18. Jasmine Tookes
19. Jac Jagaciak
20. Jessica Stam (Possible falling may occur)
21. Josephine Skriver
22. Karlie Kloss
23. Karolina Kurkova
24. Kate Grigorieva
25. Katsia Damankova
26. Lais Ribeiro
27. Lily Aldridge
28. Marisa Miller
29. Martha Hunt
30. Miranda Kerr
31. Natasha Poly
32. Naomi Campbell
33. Romee Strijd
34. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
35. Sara Sampaio
36. Selita Ebanks
37. Sonya Gorelova
38. Stella Maxwell
39. Taylor Hill
40. Tyra Banks (With a wig please)