2017 SI Swimsuit

Just now, Sanni said:

 

But Emily doesn’t have stripper boobs And based on her Instagram account, she was in New York when the body paint shoot happened.

 

@peroxideblonde The one where the girl was running on a beach topless towards the camera and covering her boobs.

oh that, maybe because it was obvious it was Nina

I have no idea then  but it'll be some next level bullshit if they have six athletes this year tho. Blonde chick doesn't look plus size to me, I think first picture is just a very unflattering angle and it doesn't seem to be Robyn and it's clearly no Ashley so it's either an athlete/actress/random or a model in a very bad angle

@peroxideblonde Thank you! Nina’s links to Hannah’s teaser video.

damn, i'll fix it

On 1/25/2016 at 4:09 AM, RIP_Cabrini_Green said:

After It was confirmed that DK was not in the 2016 issue, I lost 96.52843% interest in the mag.

So the 2017 issue restores my hope!

DK for S.I. Rookie 2017 Whooooooo!!!!

thy cast the wrong Danielle

No emily ?

17 hours ago, 17 Moments of Spring said:

 

1. Hannah is very cute in this as always.

2. Is it just me or is the interview itself a bit awkward in a "two worlds colliding" kind of way?

Danielle:  Face is good, tits look like two scones getting crushed then more dough re-added then baked again, then crushed rinse repeat until desired effect.

Bianca: Is the hockey mother that shows up in skin tight lulu lemon pants & a low cut top and asks if her son can get more ice time and he does.

Vita: Looks like they tried to make her look like Gigi/Kate mix and it's not working, also the face is if Chris Hansen met a kat.

Hailey's tit's look sad.

Hannah F is mediocre as normal

She who will not be named is back.

We're doing just fine so far.

Edit: Seconds review

Go Myla squiward tits.

Lais looks good, better than VS uses her. + Bewbs that look really squishy

I was for Hannah getting the cover except I wondered how wise the decision would be from SI’s point of view considering Hannah and Hailey look alike to me and I’m sure to many others as well. I liked Rose too as a different cover choice, she would be a cover model who wouldn’t look like anyone else. But I’m hopeful that Barbara not being announced yet means that she’ll be announced last as the cover model for 2017. Second or third year is best for her to get the cover although maybe third year more so than second year considering her personality. Yet looking at the line-up, I don’t see any reason why she couldn’t get it now.

Babs for cover:

Plz no.

Hannah doesn't look like Hailey at all and she's not fucking mediocre but one of the best swimsuit model ever

she looks more like Kate than her

5 minutes ago, peroxideblonde said:

Hannah doesn't look like Hailey at all and she not fucking mediocre but one of the best swimsuit model ever

she looks more like Kate than her

Good for you but I don’t think that having Hailey and Hannah as back-to-back cover models would necessarily be the smartest choice. It’s better to have variety in the cover model line-up. Hannah could of course surprise and develop a brand of her own as a cover model.

most people don't ever remember her cover it was all about Ashley and Ronda

Just now, peroxideblonde said:

most people don't ever remember her cover it was all about not wanting to get Ashley and Ronda

FTFY

Babs, Nina or Hannah?

Rose for the cover.

It will probably be Sam. I mean we all think MJ is pretty bad at her job so it is only logical that it would culminate with a Sam cover (or Robyn).

Please no Ladyboys, Mannah Davis, Balkan prostitute, ugly athletes, or jiggly puffs for the SI cover.

I'm expecting the worst.