2017 SI Swimsuit

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#4421
5 minutes ago, peroxideblonde said:

 

Vita wtf are you wearing? and Myla too

A suit from 1980's cold war Russia

& Mom pants for when your kids are going to be late for school and you can't be bothered to get out of bed so fuck it.....

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#4422
2 minutes ago, everyboulevard said:

Only liking Lais and Kelly's looks. WTF at the other three. 

It seems deeply odd their stylists dont pick Herve Leger outfits like they used to

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#4423
2 minutes ago, peroxideblonde said:

MJ is LIVE on IG

now the SI account

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#4424
2 minutes ago, Prettyphile said:

A suit from 1980's cold war Russia

& Mom pants for when your kids are going to be late for school and you can't be bothered to get out of bed so fuck it.....

 

 

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#4426

Lais or Kelly for ROTY.

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#4427

Kelly - looks like she's gonna hang out at the mall with her GF's.

Bianca - just looks sloppy, I expected more from the face of Dolce and Gabbana.

Lais  - looks like a MODEL should

Vita - 1980's Cold War Russia aka the Working Girl

Myla - Lazy mom

The other one? Name??? - Trying really hard to look relevant standing next to Lais and failing miserably.

 

MJ BEST ROOKIE CLASS EVER?  Way to insult prior rookie classes. Smarted

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#4428
2 minutes ago, elfstone said:

It seems deeply odd their stylists dont pick Herve Leger outfits like they used to

 

Maybe they figured if VS can finally do away with them, so can they?  But at least if they brought them back, no one would look bad outfit wise. Can't say the same for bad hair and makeup. 

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#4429
Just now, Prettyphile said:

Kelly - looks like she's gonna hang out at the mall with her GF's.

Bianca - just looks sloppy, I expected more from the face of Dolce and Gabbana.

Lais  - looks like a MODEL should

Vita - 1980's Cold War Russia aka the Working Girl

Myla - Lazy mom

The other one? Name??? - Trying really hard to look relevant standing next to Lais and failing miserably

lmaooo stopppp 

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#4430
1 minute ago, Prettyphile said:

Kelly - looks like she's gonna hang out at the mall with her GF's.

Bianca - just looks sloppy, I expected more from the face of Dolce and Gabbana.

Lais  - looks like a MODEL should

Vita - 1980's Cold War Russia aka the Working Girl

Myla - Lazy mom

The other one? Name??? - Trying really hard to look relevant standing next to Lais and failing miserably

You are totally right, however Kelly is my favourite new girl

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#4431
1 minute ago, everyboulevard said:

 

Maybe they figured if VS can finally do away with them, so can they?  But at least if they brought them back, no one would look bad outfit wise. Can't say the same for bad hair and makeup. 

 

Same!! They should dress up all in Hervé Léger!! The girls really look like they are going to shopping to the mall LOL

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#4432

Bianca stole her look from Sue Ellen Mischke.

 

 

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#4433

i cant with some comments of the random guys on the stream like: sup hoes! , are u girls ticklish..... lmao wtf.

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#4434

NAILED IT

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#4435
Just now, MarVS said:

i cant with some comments of the random guys on the stream like: sup hoes! , are u girls ticklish..... lmao wtf.

Better then asking "WUT UP LADY BOYS"

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#4436
Just now, Prettyphile said:

Better then asking "WUT UP LADY BOYS"

 wanna see that comment when chrissy appears .

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#4437

I love BZ!

 

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#4438

They all look horrible except for Bianca. Lais looks cheap and fat sorry

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#4439

The thought just occurred to me...what if the girls that are doing bodypaint this year, are from another pointless SI model search? 

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#4440

@ HE OR SHE WHO WILL NOT BE NAMED


 

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Quoting:

Now we have Chrissy's post partum stretch marks, Ashley's flabby rolls and thunder thighs and Myla's sagging water balloons

you forgot this.....

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Hate hate hate the 'beauty transcends body type' new-age ethos too that MJ is imposing on a 50-year successful institution. Goddamn it, SI used to be about worshipping a woman's body as an ideal of perfection, however unattainable it was/is.

 

 

Gotta be inclusive to all genders   Not sorry.....

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