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If Ted Cruz says I can't jerk off, then goddamn it - I will be a Patriot and not partake.
But since this came out, there was a DontJerkForTed challenge on Reddit.
Challenge accepted.
I might be a bit cranky in a few days. Muahaha

Just goes to show ur a Christian first and an American second as it should be
LMAO, Reddit would go ahead and twist Cruz's nutty beliefs ![]()
Well good luck sir! One day is long enough for me
I feel sorry for any date u have at the end of that week ![]()

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He abandoned his home it looks like ![]()

That's okay, not many people come to my place either


6 hours ago, Limerlight said:Maybe this will get @RIP_Cabrini_Green to visit his house
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OMG. Yes, Yes it will.
And sorry for being a shithead and not utilizing this thread more.. I will work hard at it I promise.
P.S. Limer......aren't you a big college football fan?
If so, Come college football season, I hope you have a spare couch in your thread because I'm going to be living in there! ha. We will be discussing A LOT!

I enjoy it about 1 notch below hockey, I love college football
Florida + Boise State + North Dakota State right here. And that's okay just bring something to the party
I assume you're Illinois or something silly like that
For me:
NHL
NCAAF
NFL
NCAAH (barely get to see any thus why down here)
Cricket
NCAAB
MLB
NBA

36 minutes ago, Limerlight said:I assume you're Illinois or something silly like that
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College football for me is a little different because I get more invested in the individual players than I do the teams themselves. Like, I'm a huge Leonard Fournette fan out of LSU. I really want to see Gunner Kiel have a bounce back year at Cincinnati playing QB. (His brother was QB at my alma mater - Illinois State University, when I was there)
As for teams. yes, I am an Illinois homer. Specifically for the University of Illinois, being a Chicago Bears fan and all, I'm really intrigued to see what Lovie Smith can do there. But I root for all the Illinois teams. Illinois, Northwestern, Northern Illinois.
But my FAVORITE team, even though I'm an Illinois homer...is the Miami Hurricanes. I fell in love with college football watching Sean Taylor (R.I.P.), Ed Reed, and all them back when they had their 2nd dynasty going. And I've always stuck with them.
But again, I more-so enjoy watching Individual players, So come Saturdays during CFB season, I watch as many games as I possibly can.

Your Miami fan-ness vs My Florida fan-ness is not a good thing.
But i hear ya on players I used to love college tim tebow and kellen moore thus boise st and florida


OMG.
I didn't think it was possible.
Out of all the GIFs on the interwebs....you may have found THE GREATEST ONE OF THEM ALL.
I want to be her friend.

What's up RIP, long time no see?

I'm sure my CFB fandom insults both of yours. ![]()

Yes, I fucking hate Brutus with a passion.

6 minutes ago, Stromboli1 said:What's up RIP, long time no see?
Dudes been hiding under a rock for too long it seems like ![]()

1 minute ago, Limerlight said:Yes, I fucking hate Brutus with a passion.
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I have a feeling our fandoms clash in every sport.

1 minute ago, ILUVAdrianaLima said:Dudes been hiding under a rock for too long it seems like
I know, right? 

20 minutes ago, Stromboli1 said:
I have a feeling our fandoms clash in every sport.
Hockey: Colorado, Dallas, Chicago, Pittsburgh, Toronto, Vancouver. I would hate you
NFL: Cowboys, Shithawks. I would Hate you
CFB: Well we know what.
CBB: Pretty much same as football.
MLB: Cardinals, Cubs. I hate you

4 minutes ago, Limerlight said:Hockey: Colorado, Dallas, Chicago, Pittsburgh, Toronto, Vancouver. I would hate you
NFL: Cowboys, Shithawks. I would Hate you
CFB: Well we know what.
CBB: Pretty much same as football.
MLB: Cardinals, Cubs. I hate you
NHL: Vancouver ![]()
NFL: New York Giants
CFB: Ohio State
CBB: I don't really like CBB, I hope Ohio State does well though.
MLB: New York Yankees
NBA: New York Knicks
I won't bore you with soccer talk. ![]()