Strange Sex Laws

Ich stimme zu

how cute

i can't find a serbian translator, but i think you are a total sweetheart, miwa

thank you I loove this

oh and btw, is it just my computer or are these smilies a bit slow?

they work fine for me now

1. In lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex

with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations

with a

male animal is

punishable by death. (like that makes sense. )

2. In bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a

woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during

the

examination. He may only

see their reflection in a mirror. (makes you hope you

never need surgery! )

3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of

a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the

deceased

must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (a brick? ? )

4. The penalty for masturbation in indonesia is

decapitation. (whoa! )

5. There are men in guam whose full time job is to

travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the

privilege of having sex for the first time. . . Reason: under guam law, it

is

expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (let's just think for a

minute; is

there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this? )

6. In hong kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to

kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The

husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(ah! Justice! )

7. Topless saleswomen are legal in liverpool, england

- but only in tropical fish stores. (but of course! )

8. In cali, colombia, a woman may only have sex with

her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the

room

to witness the act.

(makes one shudder at the thought. )

9. In santa cruz, bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a

woman

and her daughter at the same time. (this was a big enough problem that

they

had to pass this law? )

10. In maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines

with

one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine

only

"in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the

premises. "

(is this a great country or what? . . . Not as great as guam, though! ! )

I don't know whether any of it is true.

But, I think the Guam thing is true. I think I have read this before somewhere...

don't believe in that

It has similar law to #6 in Korea :brows:

#11. In Singapore, oral sex (blow job) is illegal, but if it is a part of real sex, then OK.

So, you can't blow only, if you blow, then you better to remember go straight sex.

Who can explain the logic?

i'm from indonesia, and it is not true...

OF COURSE ALL THIS IS UNTRUE!

OF COURSE ALL THIS IS UNTRUE!

But #2 (about Bahrain) is true...

Well, I read about it at least twice, but I thought it was like that in Saudi Arabia?? Or maybe it's in both countries or I remembered wrong.

yeah, I'm bored

there are some really crazy .. real laws about sex.. in most small towns in the US.. it is illegal to have sex any other way than missionary.

^ are you serious?

I just found some. azgirl you are right these are to funny

California:

illegal for either partner to reach climax before the other during foreplay

Florida:

-illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine

-it an offense to shower in the nude

Idaho:

not allowed to engage in any type of public display of affection for more than 18 min.

Illinois:

illegal to have sex on your wedding day if you’re fishing or hunting in Oblong

Iowa:

-5 min. time limit to make out

-a man in Ames cannot take more than three swallows of beer while holding his wife in his arms in bed

Minnesota:

sleeping naked is illegal

illegal for men to have intimate sexual relationships with a live fish [although women, its perfectly legal]

Mississippi:

men cannot become sexually aroused in public

North Carolina:

-it’s an offense to have sex in a graveyard

-If you’re unmarried and you and your lover register yourselves as a "Mr. and Mrs." when checking into a motel, then you’re legally considered husband and wife [bigamy, polygamy, the potential criminal consequences are endless]

Ohio:

anal intercourse is banned in Cincinnati

Washington, D.C.:

sexual positions beyond missionary are illegal

Washington State:

sex with an animal is perfectly legal for men, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds

i'll post more later

yes..

i can not find the link to the missionary laws but here is some interesting sex laws.

http://www.lectlaw.com/files/fun23.htm

-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan

must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.)

-- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while

hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

-- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse

with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.)

-- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic,

onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife

so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

-- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't

allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with

you -- or holding you in his arms.

-- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between

members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown --

if they're nude.

-- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to

have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart

when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make

love on the floor between the beds!

-- The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to

provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even

if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have

sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton

nightshirts.

-- An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from

having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!

-- A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called

master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

-- In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity

with the lights on.

-- In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets

because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of

a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American

male."

-- It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police

officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any

suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up

from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two

minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

-- A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a

table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two

ounces of clothing. (Ouch! These pasties hurt!)

-- Anywhere in the U.S., it's illegal to use any live endangered

species, excepting insects, in public or private sexual displays, shows

or exhibits depicting cross-species sex. (Insectophiles apparently were

successful in their lobbying efforts.)

-- Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their

lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while

they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.

-- In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a

parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or

van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.

-- Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio

- a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"

-- No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within

the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged

with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local

newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.

-- It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct

official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in

session.

Arizona

Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

California

Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

Florida

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

Idaho

Non-married couples in Idaho who engage in sexual intercourse can be jailed for up to six months

Illinois

Crete: It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog

Massachusetts

A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.

Michigan

In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.

Mississippi

Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.

Montana

Bozeman has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude

North Carolina

In North Carolina it is illegal to make love on the floor of a hotel room between two double beds.

It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.

Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.

While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

more to come later