Capt Snow

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#1641

Totally not gonna even try. Do random squiggles and doodles count as art? Because that's about all I can do.

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#1642

doesnt have to be good, drink some rum and coke till you make some sweet!

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#1643

Miiiiiiiiiiiike

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#1644

so you can scan but you can't do any digital art ok I won't force ya

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#1645

I can scan, but can't create anything for the life of me. I'm pausing on the rum and coke drinking for a while. Drank myself into a nice involuntary vomit stream last Sunday. :x Other factors besides the rum and coke were at work though, which could have helped it all along. Totally gonna have some on this Sunday though.

Nicole!!!!! Gotta learn to dance, and fast. It's integral that you teach me now, I assume you just know how to dance and can give me internet lessons.

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#1646

Signs That You are Too Drunk

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

Your job is interfering with your drinking.

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream.

Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

You sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th food group.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

You can focus better with one eye closed.

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

You fall off the floor..

Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.

Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

At AA meetings you begin: 'Hi my name is.. uh..'

Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.

The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in..

You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alchohol, and [Women or Men].

Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.

Roseanne looks good.

Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.

That damned pink elephant followed me home again.

I'm as sober as a judge.

The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.

You wake up screaming 'TORO TORO TORO!' in the middle of the night.

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#1647

I must confess I am guilty of at least a few of those. It'll be my secret which ones.

I get to go on a road trip this Tuesday and Wednesday to Ohio, yippee!! Gotta come up with a costume though as we're celebrating Halloween from Sunday right on through, Wednesday night, probably gonna be experiencing a few more things on that list within the next few days, I have no doubt.

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#1648

Cool I am from Ohio my birth state, and grew up mostly there