Carla Ossa

Imagine one of your co-workers looks like this:

Work stoppage… unacceptable behavior at the Christmas party…

sexual harassment charges.... restraining orders…

Nice find hleg!

Imagine one of your co-workers looks like this:

extended lunch breaks

Beautiful pics, hleg. You have to post more often.

Imagine one of your co-workers looks like this:

Work stoppage

Yup, it's ok to dream, no harm no foul.

I wish Metrostyle.com display some alternate pics of Carla. She's at her best when she slightly turns around. My heart jumps everytime I see these:

Yup, it's ok to dream, no harm no foul.

I wish Metrostyle.com display some alternate pics of Carla. She's at her best when she slightly turns around. My heart jumps everytime I see these:

Right on, hleg!

And Venus isn't stupid. They brought in our girl as a stunt ass for:

olive (OL) skinny cargo $49

These super chic skinny cargo pants give just the right dose of attitude. · Oversized cargo flap pockets and gold tone zippered legs

· Seaming details

· 27" inseam

· Cotton/elastane

· Imported

· Style #Z0167

great, thanks eddi.

Form fitting dresses= win

Form fitting dresses= win

Not always true.

However: Carla always = Win. Now that's a universal constant.

I'll call my theory the "Theory of Carla."

I'm also developing a new top secret theory aimed at measuring win in units of Carla. For example "That Louis CK set was great, almost two Carlas!" and "Adriana Lima is cute and all, but only half a Carla" and "Ford Taurus times Carla equals Aston Martin Rapide." My research team and I are still trying to nail down the conversion tables, though, so it's not ready for publishing.

MetroStyle

I've seen that video before, not sure if here though. Thanks anyway, katagena.

MetroStyle

She looks adorable with a ponytail, thanks a lot.

Crazy post with funny sketch.

I'm working on a theory of my own, it will be called 'Carla Ossa and her effects on people'. Your case will be the subject of much analysis, Memento.

I know what you mean about the ponytail-

I'm working on a theory of my own, it will be called 'Carla Ossa and her effects on people'. Your case will be the subject of much analysis, Memento.

Heh, I was stoned out of my gourd and thought an over-elaborate post on theories referencing Python was hilarious.

Heh, I was stoned out of my gourd and thought an over-elaborate post on theories referencing Python was hilarious.

That's where I get some of my best inspiration. I just huffed some Carla-and-a-Half a little while ago and went in search of this...

Nee!

Well I was joking of course, but now I'm thinking you can actually get high on Carla. I should try it one of these days, cause it looks like you two are having fun.