Ask a stupid question

I guess because associations are made between certain activities and being social, but I don't think people who aren't into drink, drugs or sex are inherently boring. Rather I'd say boring people are boring.

How historically accurate was the TV show Dinosaurs?

Very, it was a documentary.

Why is it always sunny, except when it's not?

Because the sun and the moon are the same thing, like and share if you agree. #imaresearcher

Do you think you could run faster with a potato in each hand or with tissue paper in your mouth?

With potatoes, I will run faster

Do u think bats think we are the ones sleeping upside down ?

Yes, and I hate them for it.

Is running backwards too easy?

It'd be an Olympic sport if I had my way.

What would you do if your name was Neigh Bours?

Buy a horse.

Are humans amphibious?

No, we look way too crumple after a few hours in the water.

Are humans red meat like beef or white meat like chicken ?

Delicious red meat.

Will chess be an Olympic sport?

Thanks to The Queen's Gambit, there's surely more chance now than at any point in recent history.

Would you rather be Selina Meyer from Veep or Don Draper from Mad Men?

Don, mainly at the end

Why is giraffes?

I don t know

Do you like the touch of your vibrator, or is too rigid or plastic?

I prefer my electric tooth brush

Can u go left when you go right ?

Depends how dark it is.

On an average day, how many pigeons do you think you could carry?

All

Who is an elephant's best friend?

Warthogs, if you believe Babar. Which I do.

What superpower would you not want?

Knowing the future.

What do you truly want?

I wanna zigazig-ah

Do triple rainbows exist?