Worst Movie

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#41

Wait a minute, why is Spiceworld on this list???

Yes, the acting was definitely up there among the worst ever - but that is what makes it so brilliant!

And the part where they meet the aliens O_O. It is so cringe-worthy that it is must-see material!! lol

But anyway - worst movie I have ever seen is 'Open Water'

- no point to it whatsoever - just 2 people floating in the sea for an hour and a half

The camera work was awful aswell!

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#42

I voted for From Justin To Kelly but to me the worst movie was "Superbad" it was funny but its not the kind of movie that I like to watch

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#43

Oh, come on guys, Dukes of Hazzard is a cool movie, Sean William Scott is in it

My vote for White chicks

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#44

worst movie ever: white chicks and anything zoolander.

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#45

Justin to Kelly :| :| :| .

White Chicks, Zoom, Van Wilder, House of the Dead, Spice World and Little Man are awesome .

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#46

hostel and hostel part 2 are gay

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#47
Justin to Kelly :| :| :| .

How dare you hate my favorite movie ever! :persuazn:

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#48

hostel 2.

i couldnt even finish it and i love scary movies.

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#49

Transformers.

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#50

The Love Guru was ultimate retard :| if it wasnt for Jessica i would have turned it off after 5 minutes

srsly that movie had 873 Epic Fails, believe me, I counted them, I slightly smirked at one midget-joke, and felt guilty afterward

also the japanese movie 'Eat The Schoolgirl', the first movie by a dude who would proceed to create some amazing gory zombie b-movies, but ETS was just torture & rape, almost like a snuff movie, uncool

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#51

Crossroads ewwww

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#52

:shock: what is white chicks doing on this poll?

That movie rocks.

Little Man was just horrible.

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#53

Crossroad XD but The 13th warrior is really bad... :yuckky:

yesterday i was with a friend and we decided to watch historic movies... result = i didn't stop to laugh.

this movie is so ridiculous. i'm a history lover so i'm very critic with this kind of movies.

the only interesting moment is the chief's funerals. maybe because it's the only real moment.

i love to see the warriors Tatars afraid by the Vikings traders XD just amazing!

in the reality they certainly killed the Viking and took the slaves, gold, furs and honey etc of the boat.

i love when the kid come on the boat to ask help! as they were the last Viking on earth and the viking's population need the traders' help XD

the kid traveled from Swede to Bulgaria to find 13 traders/warriors XD no problemo

i think they took LSD when they wrote this story.

after i'm wonder where they found the horses when they left the Vikings' camp because they all were alone and all moved with their boats, but why not XD

5 seconds later we can see their amazing swords... XD unfortunately, Vikings used chops! it was their favourite weapon, but why not again... (in the reality, Viking were closer of lord of the rings' midgets than the 13th warrior's Vikings <_< )

their travel by horses is just fabulous! Vikings left their home by boats but they came back with horses... great XD

Vikings boats had the reputation to be the faster boats. so they really need to spend weeks to travel by horses... no problem (time than Ahmad FadlÄn learnt their their language)

One of my favorite moment is when the Vikings and Ahmad left the boat XD during the storm they were alone on the boat and they left they leave it with all their horses

vickings of the X century didn't built big boats (they can transported a capacity of 60 men, nothing more), their big commercial boats were created in the XI century so the horses couldn't be there with them.

i love the farmer's house... so pretty... and comfortable with all its holes XD perfect for robinson crusoe but certainly not perfect against the swedish winter XD but it's just a detail!

usually there was a big hole in the roof (for the fire's smoke) but nothing more.

the farm without animals, fruits or vegetables is a good idea too... the dog doesn't count. <_<

i like the lord's living/dinning room XD

since centuries Vikings sold slaves. It was their most important/lucrative business.

Viking were great business men and they were considered like the first Europeans because they traveled/worked all around the world (Europe, Africa, Asia... they even gone in America by the Groenland)

the word Viking come from the word Vicus (old norse language). the vicus were commercial places.

so it's hard to imagine a luxurious living room so empty... and without slaves or/and exotic objects.

i love when the heros ask to the blacksmith to modify his sword XD sword were heavy (2kg maximum) because their hilt can be covered of gold, jewels etc

the blades were long (between 25cm and 70 cm) for 5 - 7 cm but unfortunately they were thin and they twisted easily...

that's funny to see the sword becomes a saber and be lighter...

in the reality the weight shouldn't change a lot and the result should be closer of a brochette of metal than a saber

the village is just very funny. little houses with thinny walls! just ridiculous.

The majority of urban houses had an attic, a warehouse, a kitchen, a cowshed, and many living rooms (bedrooms, commercial room, etc). the house were often dig in the earth (70cm) to be protected against the cold and there were enclosure around the houses.

there were streets built with little stones.

i stopped the movie after 50 minutes.

maybe if one day I'm of a masochist mood I will try to see the rest... but not for the moment :yuckky:

this movie is so full of bullsh*ts and historic incoherences that's really creepy. he must think his public is totaly fool or he's a fool himself. a kind of rich z movie director... i don't don't, i would be very ashamed if i made something as bad as it.

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#54

Why isn't Disaster movie in this list ? That was literally a disaster movie !

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#55

The Wedding Date left me with a hostile feeling.

Also Miss Congeniality 2 is probably the worst movie ever

so sad that Sandra Bullock turned down the lead role in million dollar baby to be in it

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#56

Twilight and New Moon need to be on here

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#57

The other night I had the misfortune of stumbling across a movie "starring" Jean Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman (and Mickey Rourke, presumably when his career was at its lowest ebb). It's hard to look past anything featuring that combo :|

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#58

Just gonna throw this out there, but for the decent actors they had, The Box was an EPIC FAILURE OF A MOVIE. OH MY GOD. IF YOU DID NOT PAY TO SEE THIS IN THEATRES, DON'T. Never rent it, never watch it. It is truly just...awful. When it got to a certain part, we were like, "FINALLY, THEY'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!" Then the credits rolled. <_<

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#59

it is? hmm due to Cameron Diaz being in it I'm not expecting much, but seeing as though Richard 'Donnie Darko' Kelly is the director, I'm still very very curious

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#60

Holyy S*** ! I used to LOVE spice world when I was a little Gal. Spice Girls were my idols. Uhh - I'd have to say Material Girls is the worst moviie EVER ! :puke:

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