Are you .....

Yep, ceiling fan

Are you currently watching TV too?

No

Are you more of an outdoor person?

No

 

Are you more of an outdoor person?

Yes

Are you wearing anything Victoria's Secret at this very moment?

Nope.

Are you a good baker? 

For the most part. 

Are you ready for the fall?

Yes!

Are you awaiting a package from a courier?

In a sense yes.

Are you into crosswords? 

^ In a sense...WTF?

Nope.

Are you hating your weather at the moment?

It's raining heavily, so yes!

Are you wishing you could go on a holiday right this second?

No at least not right now.

Are you always dressed to impress?

Yes.

Are you a single pringle ready to mingle?

Nope.

Are you going out tomorrow?

To get an education I am

Are you going to go see Guardians of The Galaxy when it comes out? 

I don't think so...

Are you a funny drunk or a douche drunk?

Funny, flirting drunk

Are you the owner of a Samsung phone?

Yes I am  

Are you a consumer of ice tea?

Yes, perhaps even too much at times

Are you an alcohol drinker ?

Nah not really plus I got another year before I am legally able to drink. 

Are you into social media?

^ Nope

Are you traveling anywhere before the end of this month?

No, not to another country or anything like that.

Are you eating right now?