Are you .....

Dreamer

Are you hungry?

YES!

Are you lusting over any model right now?

Myself of course   I'm kidding I have the hots for Irina Shayk right now.

Are you a productive individual? 

Apparently I am

Are you doing something productive right now? 

I wouldn't say posting in General Topic is so productive.

Are you a night owl or an early bird?

Are you an oblivious moron who likes to stand in people's way while they are trying to walk?  Do you like to stand, taking up space, in high foot traffic areas like a complete jackass?  Do you like to find bottlenecks and loiter like an aimless buffoon?

I most certainly am not and I hate people who do that. It always annoys the crap out of me.

Are you goot at convincing people when you lie?

^ I am very goot indeed But no, lies make me itch and it's such a burden and not worth my energy. Let the truth set u free

Are you deeply religious, such as attending church weekly?

I do not go to church every week (more like once a month), but I do consider myself religious.  I think religion is a very positive thing for a lot of people; after all, having morals and beliefs is what separates us from animals.

Are you a fan of keeping a journal/diary?

Yeah. I prefer the vintage handmade journals.

Are you going on a trip this year?

Not yet plannend something, but maybe

Are you singing in the shower?

Nope

Are you someone who can handle their liquor well?

Hmmm....average.

...planning to staying home on Sunday?

Sunday is already over in 1 hour here so nothing to plan anymore

Are you confident?

Yes

Are you the owner of a car?

No

Are you serious?!

Never!

Are you black?

I'm pink

Are you high?

Nope I am medium today

Are you eating something right now?

what a boring question...NEXT!

Are you drinking something right now?