Are you .....

Hell no.

Are you spacey?

No

Are you cocky?

He is

are you sexy?

He is

No

Are you?

yes

are you a fast reader ?

No.  Haha, Storm is cocky, I agree.

Are you really creative sometimes?

No.  Haha, Storm is cocky, I agree.

we weren't talking about Storm

yes

are you successful with women?

I could be if I wanted to be.

Are you a big fat fucking phony?

No

are you easy to flame up?

Never

Are you silly?

always silly

are you suffering from any developmental disorders ?

Arrested Development

Are you trying to better yourself by studying humanities?

No

are you able to safely wheelie a motorcycle ?

No

Are you able to do 30 push-ups?

yes me try .... will be right back

No

Are you able to pistol squat ?

   At least you tried

Googles...     Hell no.  Nope.  Nope Nope Nope.  I don't feel like having my knee explode today.

I see a girl stabilizing herself with her other hand though... it might be possible.  I will try to get there.

Can you fit your fist in your butt?

No .... but if you go on like this I'll be able to fit it in yours

forgot to add a new "are you" question

are you the chosen one ?