Are you .....

I am exactly 1.0.  I am whole... complete... perfect.

Are you actually a figment of my imagination?

Certainly. I am always better in one's imagination.

Imagination: French fairy with a sexy accent

reality: male troll with a German accent

Are you disappointed?

I am scared, Kiki.... I am scared....

I am thinking about that French horror movie now..... 

Are you having big boobs?

double D...

Are you having a big dick?

Come on... I think you can tell from my BZ posts....

Are you having a hot ass?

 

 

I am thinking about that French horror movie now..... 

 

 

what horror one?

Yes

Are you starting to have hair thinning issues?

No but I found a grey one  :atoobie:

Are you ready to finish school and have a family?

No

Are you thinking of moving to a bigger house?

Yes

Are you excited about anything? 

 

I am thinking about that French horror movie now..... 

what horror one?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Tension

No

Are you currently sick? 

No.  I'm sick in the head tho.

Are you always snacking?

No

Are you promiscuous

No

Are you ready for the autumn?

No. I'm ready for spring

(But not for the allergies  )

Are you allergic to anything? 

Yes to some people

Are you working somewhere?

No

Are you cooking previous night next day's meals?

No

Are you a physical wreck?

Are you good at solving problems?

Sort of... sure.

I'm not The Wolf