Are you .....

No

Are you ready to do that? 

No i am not

Are you kidnapping her because of her nice butt? (So i've heard she has )

Omfg

Very interesting!!  hmmm, is that true, Lyla?

Are you ready to have a new president

Yes

Are you turned off by boldless guys?

It depends what their face looks like

Are you into big boobs

Yes

Are you that type of girl/boy who slept with every second girl/guy?

No

Are you hesitant having sex on first date?

Sort of

Are you complex?

Extremely complex

Are you the paragon of masculinity?

No, I am a very tiny loser.

Are you going to change your avi soon?  Because it frightens me.

No .... I don't mind it scares you

are you going to get marry any time soon?

Nope.

Are you going to move to a different city soon?

No

are you a conceited rich boy?

Who me?  You were closer with your other put downs

Are you a supporter of the Grey Wolves like Adriana Lima?

No

Are you born American?

I could only be born in the greatest country on Earth.

Are you from Italy?

No

Are you going out today