Are you .....

No

Are you able of eating huge amounts of food?

Not really but I could finish you after I salted you a little

Are you stalking old classmates on Facebook or other social media?

No

are you afraid of women?

Yes

Are you running for political office in the future?

No

are you a polyglot?

No

Are you bisexual?

No

are you picking at your pimples ?

No!  Because I don't have any!  No pimples!  None!  There are none here!  I don't know why anyone would think I have pimples. 

Are you looking for trouble?

No ........ I'm looking for fun

are you manipulated by women in the real world?

Nope   unmanipulatable :smugmotherfucker:

Are you manipulating men irl?

Maybe

are you a hero? :chicken:

No

Are you more a mothers child or fathers child?

mother's child

are you listening to African music?

What?  No.

Are you keeping an item of clothing because it smells like a boyfriend or an ex-boyfriend?

No

Are you really really ridiculously good looking?

No

Are you?

Yes

Are you practicing self-flagellation as much as you should?

No. I didn't even make my quota for August.

Are you someone who reads labels before you buy food?

No

Are you live near to subway?

Yes

are you in a better physical shape in the warm months (spring, summer) ?