Are you .....

I don't know  

Are you dazed and confused, for so long it's not true?

Yes  

Are you a jealous guy? 

Maybe? 

Are you the Holy Diver?  

No ... the unholy  

Are you unbelievable?  

Yes  

Are you the sword in the darkness, the watcher on the walls?  

Yes

Are you lonesome tonight, do you miss me tonight? 

(That's from the A Song of Ice and Fire books )

Yes  

Are you a foxy lady?  

No

Are you in the mood for a chess game?  

Yes  

Are you?  

Sure  

Are you online in the place?   

No

Are you having fun?

Yes

Are you hungry right now?

Yes!  

Are you? 

Yes

Are you shaved?  

Lol, where?  

Are you tired at the moment?

yes

are you a per owner? 

No

Are you a fan of football?

No  

Are you an asshole like most guys?  

No, but my weirdness & quirks make me an asshole though.

Are you a good girl?

the best  

are you overweight?