Are you .....

Of course I am  

Are you the second most intelligent creature in the universe?  

I'm the most intelligent creature in the multiverse

are you physically attracted to tall women?

Yes  

Are you a fan of the Dominant Phrygian scale?  

16 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

there's no girl next door

Ask her out anyway.

What about the gym girl though?

11 minutes ago, Stromboli1 said:

 

Ask her out anyway.

 

What about the gym girl though?

Never saw her again  

^That sucks!

2 hours ago, Stormbringer said:

Are you a fan of the Dominant Phrygian scale?  

No

are you the one that I want?

That song  

Maybe  

Maybe I'm not telling you  

Are you abusive?  

I abuse guys who don't tell

are you planning to visit a foreign country any time soon?

No. But I'd like to.

Are you listening to music?  

Right now ....... no

are you listening to music while transporting using an ipod like device?

Yes. Unless I'm on the bicycle.

Are you having your beef medium rare, as it should be?  

No

Are you a yogi?

No  

Are you?  

No

Are you a ninja?

No  

Are you a witch?  

Yes