Are you .....

Idk lol

Are you crunk?

nope HA

are you touching your butt?

No lol

Are you? lol

yep im massaging it with oil.

do you want to get a rub in JOKING

are you eating italian food?

Nope

Are you lazy?

no

are you watching fresh prince?

Nope

Are you doing anything for Easter?

yep, I'm going to be pinned by Roman authorities to the cross and left to die

are you the reincarnation of god? :|

Yes......

Are going to eat like you've never eaten before?

yes, but I don't think I'd know how to eat if I've never eaten before :|

are you a ninja?

yes, I'm actually Michelangelo the ninja turtle

are you licking your left arm?

haha no

are you my friend?

yes

And you ?

yes

are you a fan of jack johnson?

No

Are you having a good day?

:shock: You dont?

are you a fan of Miss Sixty?

I don't know who he is, well I probably do, I just don't remeber.

Yeah, I think.

Are you sad that I have to go to school tomorrow?

hahaha yeah because i have no one to talk to

are you dressed sexy ?

Sure haha

Are you?

ooooo yeah no

are you tired?