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#861

wear a kilt eh? with nothing on underneath eh? Your BF stays with me :brows:

only if he has heart issues *digs for gold*

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#862

You wouldn't take him aways from me You cannot be so mean. And otherwise I'd have to pull your kilt up :| ^^

Yep, that's what I meant. A healthy, old millionaire could be annoying, imagine him to become 100 years old, and older :|

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#863

Don't pull my kilt up I want your bf to do that for me :brows:

Now imagine sleeping with them at that age :|

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#864

My poor bf Wouldn't you prefer ME to do that?

No thanks, my stomach hurts already and I don't want to become sick :|

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#865

Don't fight over my kilt

they'd drool sleeping on the breast implants they paid for you :| but you could use your boobs to suffocate them in their sleep

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#866

I would never do so. Rather under your kilt :knives:

Do you think I need implants? :trout: (don't you like fish? ) They are big enough to suffocate them already

Jk. But I'd prefer to live without implants There are other things to kill them. Long, long sex, for example (I could imagine the guy would be Eric Bana with wrinkly skin, then I might manage that)

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#867

:lost:

I haven't seen you before, but the old fart you marry might think you need implants...you never know what perverted old men are thinking sex... I wouldn't sex an old man

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#868

That could be. Maybe he would need a Lolo Ferrari clone

You wouldn't? Even if he would die and would leave you millions and billions behind?

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#869

That could be. Maybe he would need a Lolo Ferrari clone

You wouldn't? Even if he would die and would leave you millions and billions behind?

who is Lolo Ferrari? Is it some stripper? Just send in Anna Nicole Smith oh wait she's dead but old people won't mind ummmm no... no way am I touching an old person at this age... my skin is still smooooooooth you would? :shock:

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Thanks for visiting my thread.

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That could be. Maybe he would need a Lolo Ferrari clone

You wouldn't? Even if he would die and would leave you millions and billions behind?

who is Lolo Ferrari? Is it some stripper? Just send in Anna Nicole Smith oh wait she's dead but old people won't mind ummmm no... no way am I touching an old person at this age... my skin is still smooooooooth you would? :shock:

Not a stripper, even worse than Anna. She dies because she suffocated herself with her fake boobs They were too heavy. Her bust was 180cm :shock: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolo_Ferrari <-

I wouldn't I guess. Well, depends on the loads of money.

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#872
Thanks for visiting my thread.

Hey Hervé, you are very welcome. I'm not too much on the forum these days, but I have to see that I'm not forgotten.

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Hey girl...how's it going. Enjoying the rain as much as I do?

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That could be. Maybe he would need a Lolo Ferrari clone

You wouldn't? Even if he would die and would leave you millions and billions behind?

who is Lolo Ferrari? Is it some stripper? Just send in Anna Nicole Smith oh wait she's dead but old people won't mind ummmm no... no way am I touching an old person at this age... my skin is still smooooooooth you would? :shock:

Not a stripper, even worse than Anna. She dies because she suffocated herself with her fake boobs They were too heavy. Her bust was 180cm :shock: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolo_Ferrari <-

I wouldn't I guess. Well, depends on the loads of money.

56J :shock:

How much would it take for a piece of Susie Q's pie?

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#875
Gifanatic I'd prefer Darla

I think so too, but I want to visit Australia someday

And no I can't. Since I'm too lazy

Yes I can

Watcha doing?

You know it :dance: Hater I've decided to change it to a HIT set

and I want to visit Germany

I see

Yay I'll be posting another easy one soon

Right now I'm editing a pic so that it looks like HIT are together It will be in my sig soon

What are u up to?

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Hey girl...how's it going. Enjoying the rain as much as I do?

Definately But sun is shining right now... but yesterday I was rowing and we had a shower... i was SOAKING -.- and then there was hail. Ouch I felt really cold but at least i didn't fall into the water, a friend of mine did so and was even more freezing than I was

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56J :shock:

How much would it take for a piece of Susie Q's pie?

A lot And to be good looking. Plus being not an ass. But THEN I'd make it. ^^

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#878
You know it :dance: Hater I've decided to change it to a HIT set

and I want to visit Germany

I see

Yay I'll be posting another easy one soon

Right now I'm editing a pic so that it looks like HIT are together It will be in my sig soon

What are u up to?

I see. Why does Hana have the most space in the avi? Na, it's a great idea, love it

YAAAY, lets swap for two weeks

I'm really really lazy. But at least I do some writing for my role plays, that's a nice way to procrastinate other stuff.

Hmm, what am I doing... Writing and being lazy of course And doing some stuff for school afterwards overall, I'm fine, just a little tired (the weather is quite tiring, sun, rain, sun, clouds, rain ^^

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#879
56J :shock:

How much would it take for a piece of Susie Q's pie?

A lot And to be good looking. Plus being not an ass. But THEN I'd make it. ^^

and here you are talking about screwing rich old men for the money

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56J :shock:

How much would it take for a piece of Susie Q's pie?

A lot And to be good looking. Plus being not an ass. But THEN I'd make it. ^^

and here you are talking about screwing rich old men for the money

are you disappointed now?

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