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Yeah. Keanu is a good dude, but he's had a lot of bad shit happen to him throughout his life.
Do you like Star Wars?
Yes
Do you like the dark side of the Force?

Maybe
Do you like lamb meat?
Yes
Do you sprint and long jump?

No.
Do you go cycling for over 100 km?
Or you need an engine to go on 2 wheels?
No
I don't cycle at all .... it's not good for sprinters
You you get rid of body hair?

Yes
Do you need to wear glasses?
No
Do you watch TV every day?

Yes
Do you like BBQ?

YES ![]()
Do you usually go to bed after 2 AM?

No
Do you speak any languages other than English?

Yes
...think today will be a good day?

Yes
Do you like TV over Movies?
No
Do you prefer coastal than inland?

Coastal
Do you fold your pizza before you eat it?
No
Do you think Stormbringer's sideburns are awful ?

No. They're awesome
Do you agree with me?
No
Do you realize those hairy things scare innocent little girls?

No ![]()
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Do you think you shouldn't be hating my sideburns?
I don't think this time of the day
Do you like act without thinking?