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BIG NO!

this night i dreamt of having sex in my parents' bed. (although it didn't look like our appartment at all and it wasn't my bf
) It was terrible.
I couldn't do it ![]()

i did 2 times. not a big deal for me, besides there bed are huge ![]()
*never heard my parents doing it, i think that's the reason ..*

imagine that...you could be having an orgasm in the same bed you were conceived ![]()

I wished I had sex in my own bed to begin with!

i wasnt conceived in that bed, but the old bed, so that's ok.

damn! my plan to psychologically scar you didn't work :persuazn: ![]()
maybe your parents told you it was on the old bed when in fact it was on the kitchen table
wait... what if my parents did that to me? ![]()
I refuse to touch anything in my house ever again ![]()

that's what i call revere psychology ![]()

damn your evil plans of making me think I'm psyching you but using me to actually psych myself! :persuazn: I want to eat...but not on the kitchen table anymore ![]()

it always work :evil:
put it on your lap, but make sure isnt too hot.

but what if they had sex in the chair I want to sit down on to eat my meal? :|

buy your own chair/pillow (i like to sit on a pillow in the floor)

its midnight...nothing is open
maybe I'll just eat tomorrow...or never again :|

i've heard my mother and her ex... i was young and i knew what they were doing and might i add - it made me sick.
it's disturbing ... the sound of the head board hitting the wall and the (i can't spell) squeky bed noise...
let us never speak of this again ![]()

my parents are so sexually active that their bed must be all wrecked so i wouldn't take the risk to jump on it and break it in two![]()
:rofl: ![]()
and your walls are so thin too... ![]()

yep, i have and i still do... it found it very disturbing at first but now i'm used to it i guess... i find it reassuring to know that you still have a daily sex-life when you're almost 50but anyways i try not to go in my bed room within the hour following their going to their bedroom, that way when i go to bed it's quiet
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Well, it does explain your own sex drive, Benjamin. ![]()

i've heard my mother and her ex... i was young and i knew what they were doing and might i add - it made me sick.it's disturbing ... the sound of the head board hitting the wall and the (i can't spell) squeky bed noise...
let us never speak of this again
I know that. I heard them in my innocent childhood as well. And my mother was... loud.
But I think the bed of my father and his gf is better than mine. We tried mine, it's really annoying and made us laugh
Still I wouldn't swap beds. I just... nah...
I never did it in my parents' bed. That's just gross even for me.
But I did saw them having sex. And in my own bed :| My dad later told me he was so burning with passion that he didn't realize that he carried mum into the wrong room
I just stood there with my mouth open and couldn't move, until my dad kicked me our and closed the door ![]()

did you burn the bed afterwards? :|
haha well no but they bought me a new one. that old one is in the basement, and well i caught them again :| i guess they really like it ![]()