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I was raised by hippie germans that loved doing it. They were especially loud on my birthday and brother and sister's too. And I don't know why maybe a celebration of concieving perfect angels![]()
. I've moved out, but my brother says that they still do it. (how can you stop a married couple that still have the hots for each other not to) And will I ever have sex in my parents bed? Hmm....if I get their house when they you know r.i.p. of course I would! After getting rid of the those sheets and burning them.
hmm...that's interesting. ![]()

i would NEVER have sex in my parents bed
i've walked in on them twice. once in their bedroom and another time in the kitchen. they were making several weird sounds. i'd just rather not think about it

This has turned into an eyewitness thread right ?!! :| Ive never in my life caught my parents doing that . Thank god for saving my virgin eyes.... $_$
Parents-porn is just....gross. :|

yes it is
I walked in once when I was 4 yrs old. Didn't get what they were doing, though ![]()

Eww gross!!! :yuckky: I'd rather do it on concrete.

I was raised by hippie germans that loved doing it. They were especially loud on my birthday and brother and sister's too. And I don't know why maybe a celebration of concieving perfect angels![]()
. I've moved out, but my brother says that they still do it. (how can you stop a married couple that still have the hots for each other not to) And will I ever have sex in my parents bed? Hmm....if I get their house when they you know r.i.p. of course I would! After getting rid of the those sheets and burning them.
hmm...that's interesting.
isn't it though. ![]()
Eww gross!!! :yuckky: I'd rather do it on concrete.
What about a bed of nails?

Eww gross!!! :yuckky: I'd rather do it on concrete.What about a bed of nails?
No, that would probably hurt too much haha.
Eww gross!!! :yuckky: I'd rather do it on concrete.What about a bed of nails?
No, that would probably hurt too much haha.
So in your parents bed over a bed of nails

Eww gross!!! :yuckky: I'd rather do it on concrete.What about a bed of nails?
No, that would probably hurt too much haha.
So in your parents bed over a bed of nails
Yes, wouldn't you do the same?
parents porn...my parents doesn't even sleep together...I really can't imagine parents having sex after like...being married for so long...XD
Eww gross!!! :yuckky: I'd rather do it on concrete.What about a bed of nails?
No, that would probably hurt too much haha.
So in your parents bed over a bed of nails
Yes, wouldn't you do the same?
Oh.. I would take my parents bed over a lot of things. Nothing has happened on that mattress. (It has been replaced)

parents porn...my parents doesn't even sleep together...I really can't imagine parents having sex after like...being married for so long...XD
well... i think if ppl don't sleep with each other any more there must be really bad reasons ![]()

OK I know this is a little off-topic but I have to make a confession. once a really good friend of mine was visiting me and was sleeping in my room on another bed. then one night my bf was sleeping over here too and we waited a little until she fell asleep and then we had sex like right next to her. It was scary but very hot
I would have killed my girlfriend if she had sex while i was in the room. BUT I can never imagine to have sex in my parents house even if it's middle of the night... That's IMPOSSIBLE. OK here you have it, I have my boundaries too

OMG
I think she knew but she was soooo afraid to confront it to you in the middle of the fun so she pretended she was asleep. If it were me i'd ask.... can i join ?!!
:rofl:

^ Something like that happened to me in college. It was like 4am and I walked into my dorm just to find my roommate having sex with his girlfriend. If that wasn't bad enough, his bed was right by the door and she was literally bouncing cowgirl style on him and facing me as she did it, so she immediately dropped to his side and they pretended to be sleeping. I was like, "Dude, it's a good five seconds too late for that." And she was not attractive.

HAHAHHAHAAAA.... Now thats funny. You caught them in the middle of the act. Ive never been in such situations although i want to
I'll tease their ass off
!!!!

So what matt if she wasn't attractive? Do you mean if she was you probably wouldn't have cared?

^ Is that hostility? :jimmy:
Well, maybe I would have tried to join in.
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^ Something like that happened to me in college. It was like 4am and I walked into my dorm just to find my roommate having sex with his girlfriend. If that wasn't bad enough, his bed was right by the door and she was literally bouncing cowgirl style on him and facing me as she did it, so she immediately dropped to his side and they pretended to be sleeping. I was like, "Dude, it's a good five seconds too late for that." And she was not attractive.
man, that ACTUALLY happened??? I thought this kind of stuff happens only in the movies or something