What's your fantasy?
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4 Egos
7 screws
2 buckets
1 bottle of low fat syrup
a whisk
a colender
and 1 bag of ice
+ Boat for me.
i love those lyrics...to this day i still remember them "back seat, windows up, thats the way I like to fuck" 
but how are you going to draw a crowd if the windows are up?
I'm thinking the entrance to my apartment complex. The babe would have on a skirt. We would walk twards my door, and right before her hand touches the door, she is spun around, pushed against the wall. Her hair pulled tight, her back archs in ecstasy. All you hear is deep breaths, lips and hot breaths cover eachothers neck... I could go on and on, but I'll try and keep it PG.
hm
I don't remember seeing a PG sign on the Love/Sex forum...
....Very true. But I don't think people want to read the graphic descriptions... I should be an author. I want to write a book.
oh good, another writer. I was just talking to The World, and it told me what it needed now was another writer. 
why not start a sex fantasy blog, then? people would know what they were getting into when they clicked on it
Eh, I dunno. I don't want to glorify sex too much. I do love it and everything, but it's not the world to me. It would be fiction, probably a satire of some sort. Maybe a ninja adventure, maybe fantasy fiction. Maybe I'll go teh rout of my dearest H.Thomspson. I should think about it a bit more.... I could totally sell man, totally.
Hunter is dead, so don't try routing him.
I figure the best way to start out writing is to blog it. if it's good, it will get some interest, and then you can get paid for a follow-up, or a more detailed compendium
Thanks for reminding me..... I had written probably 6 rough draft letter to him. I kept telling myself to send htem before he dies...and as soon as I get one edited... he fucking kills himself. Why the fuck.... man. I was so sad. Why do the people I like o much fucking die all the time... I'm sorry, just drowning in sorrow. 
don't worry, my mother dipped me in a vat of invulnerability potion when I was a baby, so you can fell free to continue worshipping me - I'm not going to die. well, maybe if someone breaks my heart, but that's got very limited access anyway
i could just see Lazy writing up those cheesy erotic books that women buy at the drug store.... "the sex crazed ninja and how he gave it to me good"
I think I bought some of Lazy's work at a train station once... :|
.... seriously .. those books are funny :shofty: I've only read the fronts and backs of those books .. not inbetween...
Sure you have... 
shit ... i can't spell today <_<
I don't read the covers. just what's in between.
hm, I wonder if anyone writes regular parodies of those things, and if anyone reads them.
I don't read the covers. just what's in between.hm, I wonder if anyone writes regular parodies of those things, and if anyone reads them.
The parodies or the originals?
we know there are people that read the real ones, because they keep churning them out. I'd be curious if anyone would read parodies... or would that be too blatant a slap at the people that actually get into them...