getting caught

Never been caught, and I hope I never do. Don't see anything wrong with it though. When I have kids I sure as hell won't get angry if I see them watching porn, its a good thing that they do!

I think you are only caught if you are really stupid or very unlucky. For me, ALWAYS leave the door open!

I bet Heather is in the .5% She's probably scared of porn.

You know alot about her

Yes, more than is good for me.

My mom has caught my brother :shock:

Poor mom... she learned too much about him that day!

this topic cracked me up... i don't want to know what the neighboor thinks about me right now.. after all those noises i made reading this :rofl:

i watch porn as well... but i think you have to watch out, i mean the women are being treated like meat.. we're not meat you know.. ,

just in bed

but so are YOU guys

I've gotten caught! ... this is soooo not a guys only topic!

Why is this men only?

Are there women out there that regularly watch porn?

I do. Never been caught, though.

ok .. about watching porn .. I'm not really into all the girls looking fake or having fake flappers. that kind of pisses me off...

It's very hard to find beautiful women in the porn industry. So I just try to focus on ... other things rather than their faces. A bad boob job can ruin it, though.

but the guys are somewhat ugly too...

Well yes, but the only physical aspect of a man that seems to matter in porn is the size of his, ahem, unit. Porn producers don't seem to care what that unit is attached to...

speaking of those units... vainy, ugly .. wormish looking. Most of the people I've slept with have very pretty members compaired to those in porn. ... I just can't look at faces or boobs when I watch porn. Might you it has been a while since I've watched Chickaboom lol.

Agreed. I don't really like looking at the male sex organ in porn, most of them are freakishly large or oddly curved. My boyfriend has the most perfect unit ever. No flaws.

and those are the kind you just gotta put in ur mouth

My god I only log into BZ every now and then.... but 1 person has never failed to bring a smile to my face.

I have been caught. Just the once... when I was about 15 I think. My mum.... she was so cool about it tho... she NEVER mentioned it... EVER... and that's the only right thing to do!

Your Mum is the best, Kev... I must get back to you about all the sex I'm not having these days and how satifying it is.

flappers?

flappers?

It's very hard to find beautiful women in the porn industry. So I just try to focus on ... other things rather than their faces. A bad boob job can ruin it, though.

moiselles if you want beauty.... watch red shoe diaries.. porn for chicks

ive never been caught.. but there have been hilarious situations w/ my 17 yr old

for example:

me--'hey kid if youre going to sneak my porn, could you at least be smart enough to take it out of

the dvd player and return it when youre finished??'

:rofl: