why is nigella lawson flirting with me??

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#1

i watch the food network every sunday to see nigella

shes like monica belluci's older even curvier sister

while she cooks

she keeps looking at me..

and smiling at me

and fl irting with me

and making me hungry

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#2

OMG your watching the same show as I am right now :shock: I am hungry so I was the Food Network makes me want to cook something

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#3

she wants me, i tell you!!! :persuazn:

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#4

She keeps looking at me too :| It's those eyes :brows:

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#5

it is those eyes... seductive little minx

*bops destiny on the head*

*gets all of nigellas flirty glances*

* eats nigellas ^comfort food^*

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#6

The food chanel has to be the hottest chanel on TV.

Nigela Lawson, Gianna DeLaurentis, Rachel Ray, Christine Couching...

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#7

thanks tooboku

im hungry again

*grabs boku's hand*

*munch*

youre right.. it is a pretty hot network

but nigella beats em all. even my 17 yr old stops whatever he's doing and

stares

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#8

Clearly, penny wants to eat something of Nigella's, and I don't mean her food.

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#9
Clearly, penny wants to eat something of Nigella's, and I don't mean her food.

hahahaha

somethin like that

code word *comfort food*

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#10

Yup... comfort seems like the right word.

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#11

I used to watch her show all the time just to look at her tits for half an hour.

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#12

nasty motherfucker

wait, forget about the hug, you cant have her *comfort food*

have this to eat instead

:trout:

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#13

At least it smells the same.

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#14
At least it smells the same.

damn that was a good response. i have nothing.

you win

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#15

*takes the fish as a trophy*

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#16

*wants to say something clever, but im laffing to hard to think*

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#17
The food chanel has to be the hottest chanel on TV.

Nigela Lawson, Gianna DeLaurentis, Rachel Ray, Christine Couching...

Gianna? Giada is # 1 next to Nigella of course Never liked Rachel Ray

I used to watch her show all the time just to look at her tits for half an hour.

:shock: Now the Food Network futures Nigella's boobs in a platter :|

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#18

agreed, destiny

rachel ray has got to be stoned to death for being so annoyingly cheerful

every damn moment of her life

and i dont mean the good kind of stoned

:atoobie:

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#19

^ I know what you mean :|

Or when she is cooking and she says "mmmmm... tasty" and every single time the mmm's get longer

I feel like turning off the tv .

I rather hear Emeril say BAM anyday .

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#20

I love when she says that! It's sooo hot. Plus her jeans are still a couple sizes too small. That's bonus points.

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