why is nigella lawson flirting with me??
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:blueeyedbaby:
lol... she'll have to tilt her head back to counter balance those baby feeders.
OHMAHWORD!
shut yo mouth and say it ain't so!
looks like we have a new generation of the foood network on the way 
oh destiny!
she'll have little pecorino romanos and little salt and pepa shakers too
looks like we have a new generation of the foood network on the way
BAHAHAAA
Yes, that's a nice way to put it
oh man I spelt food wrong I hope her baby is cute 
her baby's gonna have a big ass head 
and shes gonna smell like garlic all the time
I don't think her husbands head is that big 
*crosses fingers* 
uummm which head are we talking about? 
~dirrrty mind~
Des, have you noticed how many people youve influenced?
ive seen at least 5 barbara herrera avvys and sigs in the last 4 days
you trendsetter, you!
jeesh Penny I wasn't thinking that until now
You noticed 
The Barbara fever went around :| :brows: but your not joining in? you taking medication for it?
her baby's gonna have a big ass headand shes gonna smell like garlic all the time
How on earth is she gonna get that thing out?
jeesh PennyYou noticed
lolol, no medication, des.. im just too spiteful to have anything similar to anyone else
YOU are the O.G. Barbara queen, all else just followers <_<
The baby won't be able to learn how to walk.
Her head will throw off her center of gravity too much
PS: Your sig is dope Penny
Hahahaha!!! Someone locked the doors on him!
The best is when he just stands there afterward
Nigella + xmas = fat
yep, it does,babyQ..and i love everyfriggin minute of it!!
i go walking 2 times a dayafter Xmas to pay for it.
but nigella +Xmas=big boobs for me to stare at, and i swear
she licks her lips and gives me teh eyes ,i SWEAR!
she really wants me to eat her *comfort food*
yep, it does,babyQ..and i love everyfriggin minute of it!!i go walking 2 times a dayafter Xmas to pay for it.
but nigella +Xmas=big boobs for me to stare at, and i swear
she licks her lips and gives me teh eyes ,i SWEAR!
she really wants me to eat her *comfort food*
and her accent 
Nigella can sit on my face anytime.