why is nigella lawson flirting with me??

boku, that goes triple for me!

and my sig!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

i put it up because every time i get annyoed with someone, all i have to do is look

at the idiotic butthole who is my pres and i giggle EVERY TIME!!!!!

"Positively psychedeliQ." -Nigella Lawson

Hey, she's preggie, right?

and her baby has a fortune!

she preggie?!?!?! shes a bit old <oh that hurt to say> shes like 47!

nightlife... omg BEAUTIFUL pics of my woman

i TOLD you guys she flirts with me... look how shes giving me the eye in those pics

how shes smiling suggestively at me

i wish she would just tell me she wants me instead of sending me these mixed frigging signals!!!!!

great pics, nightlife... much appreciated

i miss the nigella's flirtations on this thread

i aQtually haven't watched her since her xmas specials

Q, i watched her this sunday, and she drank me down with her beautiful brown eyes ~sigh of desire~

next sunday if were on, well have a nigella/giada-thon

i just read through the first 7 pages, damn that was funny shit

but Boku made a comment that i need to address

boku got upset because me and laffy's trash talking turned him on

laffy, because she was a minor, and me, cuz i was the same ags as his mom

and i m ust say this, boku,

this old lady'll turn you out and

then youll be cooking ME dinner after

come to momma, boku :brows:

eeeeeewww.... lol

Q, i watched her this sunday, and she drank me down with her beautiful brown eyes ~sigh of desire~

next sunday if were on, well have a nigella/giada-thon

great pics, nightlife... much appreciated

nightlife, nigella's been on food network in the U.S. since 2001

nigella and i have had a long, torrid history

thats why i yearn for her so :rofl:

and Q.... i dunno whos preggo.. YOU brought it up, u tell me!!!!!

Nigella has been on TVO for even longer. Probably mid 90s.

Same with Two Fat Ladies... Mmmm....

i miss the two fat ladies!!

i pouted for a day when the blonde kicked the bucket

they made me laff sooo hard

they were even funnier if u watched them stoned

and then ate a pizza :atoobie:

Actually... it was the skinnier one, Jennifer Paterson.

She had a nasty snoking habit and died of lung cancer.

I miss them too. I picked up so many tricks from them

Fat lady? where?

Who? Ina Garten?

lol Q, not ina, there were these two big english ladies who were funny as hell

they used to curse and talk ttrash, the show was too cute

and theyd drive about in a motorcycle with a bitch seat

guess what, ive got to get a brunch buffet drunk tomorrow

im gonna miss nigella

im going to miss her deep, gorgeous gaze, touching me inside and making me think unthinkable thoughts

im going to miss her cheeky little smiles when shes trying to tease me

im going to miss her sensual essence

im sad now

you're gonna miss her putting things into her mouth too.

Where is Nigella going to?

nigellas going nowhere, darling, i wont be home ~gasp~

im bartending a big brunch buffet in the a.m.

and yes, boku, i wont get to see her put things in her mouth

:trout: thanks for reminding me