THE ODDITORIUM

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#441
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#442

I wonder what drink he's had?

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#443

I wonder what drink he's had?
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#444

SCARY ZOMBIE BARBIE:

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SCARIER CLOWN BARBIE:

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#445

im so tired im feeling like a zombie

but i still want to give you all my heart

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#446

you know, i didnt expect to find THIS when i set off a bug bomb in my kitchen

:o

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#447

I luv ya Penny...lol

But my poor Spidey...

Oh Well, there's always Batman...lol

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#448

Azgirl

there might still be hope yet

when i came back downstairs he had disappeared

i assumed he went to superhero heaven but........

...........

...........

.............

one never knows

mmm batman

i need to find some naughty batman pics ~writes in notebook~

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#449
you know, i didnt expect to find THIS when i set off a bug bomb in my kitchen

:o

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#450
SCARY ZOMBIE BARBIE:
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#451

oh goodness

ive done it again

ive tried to renounce my voodoo

powers, but .......

but......

i make zombies

these are the symbols i use to conjure one up, theyre called veve's

it can turn anyone who looks at them into the walking

dead..... sleep tight, children :evil:

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<cue in the evil maniacal laughter>

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#452
these are the symbols i use to conjure one up, theyre called veve's

it can turn anyone who looks at them into the walking

dead..... sleep tight, children :evil:

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penny - You're a MENACE!!!

Here's my nightmare scenario:

Santa, as we all know, is a HUGE Bellazon fan. I hear he's particularly fond of Carmen Kass and Bianca Balti, and he simply adores perusing the Love & Sex forum...

Now, I'm all to well aware that we aren't the most popular thread (up there with Dogs Wearing Hats, and Knee Fetish) - but penny: What If?

What if Santa just popped into THE ODDITORIUM because he was bored?

I'll show you what...

STEP 1. Sees penny's "Veves"

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STEP 2. Seemingly dead, but we've all seen The Serpent & The Rainbow...

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STEP 3. UNDEAD! post-11221-0-1446076395-19603_thumb.gif

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And a million childhood nightmare are made...

Oh penny - ¡CUIDATE!

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#453

I don't like Santa

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#454
these are the symbols i use to conjure one up, theyre called veve's

it can turn anyone who looks at them into the walking

dead..... sleep tight, children :evil:

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penny - You're a MENACE!!!

Here's my nightmare scenario:

Santa, as we all know, is a HUGE Bellazon fan. I hear he's particularly fond of Carmen Kass and Bianca Balti, and he simply adores perusing the Love & Sex forum...

Now, I'm all to well aware that we aren't the most popular thread (up there with Dogs Wearing Hats, and Knee Fetish) - but penny: What If?

What if Santa just popped into THE ODDITORIUM because he was bored?

I'll show you what...

STEP 1. Sees penny's "Veves"

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STEP 2. Seemingly dead, but we've all seen The Serpent & The Rainbow...

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STEP 3. UNDEAD! post-16964-0-1446076397-83192_thumb.gif

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And a million childhood nightmare are made...

Oh penny - ¡CUIDATE!

OH MAN!!! :rofl: ~laffing so hard im slightly queasy~

lololol down here in atlanta, a woman named penny just laffed so hard french fries came outta her NOSE!!!!

Baron, you clever mofo, i wub you

oh shit, thats the best laff ive had in a couple of days

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#455

I don't like Santa

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LOLOL!!!!! thankfully this time i wasnt eating anything when i saw this

hhmmmmm ~stroking chin~

does santas doo-doo smell like peppermint????

hehehehehehehe

you guys have the most fucked up sense of humor, truly.... and god damn do i love you for it!!!!!!

~group hug~ :hug:

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#456
lololol down here in atlanta, a woman named penny just laffed so hard french fries came outta her NOSE!!!!
Yikes!
hhmmmmm ~stroking chin~

does santas doo-doo smell like peppermint????

Irrrghs *runs away*
you guys have the most fucked up sense of humor, truly.... and god damn do i love you for it!!!!!!

~group hug~ :hug:

I guess we do?

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#457
you guys have the most fucked up sense of humor, truly.... and god damn do i love you for it!!!!!!

~group hug~ :hug:

I guess we do?

You speak for yourself, M---!

I've always thought that this thread was just for those able to look at things a little... differently?

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But "fucked up" - NEVER!!!

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#458

by fucked up, i mean it with the utmost respect and affection!!

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uuhhhhhh im afraid to ask

i suppose if the airlines were confiscating lipgloss

Particularly mac... i might do some 'dirty' storage as well

lololollololoololol

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#459

i would like to point out something creepy and slightly orwellian

we start in on spiderman

and all of the sudden,

all over this page there are ebay ads for spiderman comics

and on the right hand corner, theyre hawking something else spiderman related

dude, that shit freaks me out

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#460
i would like to point out something creepy and slightly orwellian

we start in on spiderman

and all of the sudden,

all over this page there are ebay ads for spiderman comics

and on the right hand corner, theyre hawking something else spiderman related

dude, that shit freaks me out

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I've noticed such things too penny! The weirdest/funniest thing is to look up the members pages. At present your page is all about 'Indian clothing' and an 'Evening In Paris' perfume(?)... Mine has Debbie Harry photos (I guess because I started her thread) and 'Vampire Singles'???

I suggest we begin a spotlight on some cultural icon to see how it goes..? Look at the advertisng it may muster...

That said, we've given a hell of a lot of space for that evil empire McDonalds - yet I haven't seen them advertise here.

But, then again, we've hardly been complimentary..!

How about...

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STEVEN FUCKING SEAGAL

Please, anyone else who bothers with this pesky thread, post and praise Sir Stevedore of Seagalton and see if we can get some appropriate advertising!

You know, for shits and giggles...

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