THE ODDITORIUM
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Seagal Odd? HMMMM .. perhaps "poetic"
"This is the kind of thing
One might see in a movie
This is the kind of thing
That inspires ones greatest poetry
Out of a million chances who would have thought
I'd be this kind of lucky one "
I would never think Seagal a singer...
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he's so funny to look at 
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Oh my..
funny huh?
Haha thats great.... 
Its funny, because he thinks he's a good actor 
he's not a good actor?
What about his martial arts, now I suppose your going to say he doesn't do that well either. lol
Hendrix...
Page...
Clapton...
These guys are NOTHING compared to the awesomeness of Commandante Stevenos Seagalrama:
Some say, like Robert Johnson, he went to a crossroads and sold his soul to the devil to play like that... 
I have no comment to you Baron.. how do you leave me speechless at times?
Thus far - NOTHING - an advert about guitars, that's it??? <_<
But, for me at least, it is early days... Trench warfare, bunker down. I want to see something Seagal related appear here.
I thought he was a good cultural icon to choose. I mean, he is special - isn't he...
From an early age - they knew the child was different:
"The boy is dangerous. They all sense it. Why can't you?"
But even they couldn't imagine quite how deadly the Seagalmeister would become - with hands alone!
Simply breathtaking...
COOL
AS
FUCK
Steven Seagal's Discipline
"O-Sensei always said: 'Aikido wa budo de aru'. And what I always felt he meant was: 'This is a martial art and if it doesn't work, take up aerobics, take up dance, or take up a gun! But don't call it the martial arts'. Aikido is a martial art."
The Archbishop St. Steven of Seagalshire rescues yet another puppy from a (no doubt) burning building:
As deadly with an axe:
As with a gun:
Young warlocks, disciples, try to harness the awesome power of the Great Mage Stevano Seagalmore... He visits them in terrifying fury:
You CANNOT mess with such power.
:ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:
But fear not his wrath - Seagal is welcoming to humble visitors. He is a kind and friendly host to those who seek his guidance:
NAMASTÉ
doesn't he look really botoxy this days?
doesn't he look really botoxy this days?
doesn't he look really botoxy this days?
Baron .. dang all my plans with Seagal have been dramatically altered, now who am I going to idolize
Plus, he keeps the streets clean from ruffians:Honestly, what more could you want in a man?
Plus, he keeps the streets clean from ruffians:Honestly, what more could you want in a man?
beauty? charm? brain? 
