THE ODDITORIUM

Hey this guy's a bit special isn't he?

I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation for his skin tone.

Listen! I can here voices...

Can you hear them?

Distant.

Small, tiny voices, but getting - yes - getting louder...

Getting... Closer...

one of us

one of us

one of us

one of US

one OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US...

lolol

we accept you, one of us *chants*

that colloidal silver story/pic is flabbergasting!!!!!omg! stress dermatitis is the least of his worries now :yuckky:

ophelia, you know its where you belong, ya freak

*singin* send in the clownnnnnnsssssssss

HOLY CAT!!!!!

*singin* send in the clownnnnnnsssssssss

Oh, penny - I WILL

This gem is an advert for the opening of a new Mcdonalds in India...

It is not right.

COULROPHOBIA - the fear of clowns.

It has been exploited - ever since that memorable scene in Poltergeist - but these aren't 'special' scary clowns; these are just... not funny:

OK, maybe this one IS scary:

But - please remember, these unfunny bastards are just trying to make a living the only way they know how...

COME ON - help out a terrifying, attention-seeking, misfit today!

ok never coming to this thread again. I have this severe fear of clowns and now im shaking from looking at some of those pics.

ok never coming to this thread again. I have this severe fear of clowns and now im shaking from looking at some of those pics.

But look at the JOY they bring - Awwww!

OMG that baby ronald mcscary!!!! lololololol

one should be careful what they ask for, yes, baron???? lolololol

lets not scare ophelia off.. lets switch it from scary clowns to

INSECTOPHILIA!!!!! or i guess in this case ARACHNOPHILIA

whos ever thought id type those 2 words *facepalm*

now, i just read this the other day in nat. geo... rodents actually like oral!!

who fucking knew???!?!?!

fifi the hampster demonstrates her.... oral fixation

i wanna live here

OMG that baby ronald mcscary!!!! lololololol

one should be careful what they ask for, yes, baron???? lolololol

lets not scare ophelia off.. lets switch it from scary clowns to

INSECTOPHILIA!!!!! or i guess in this case ARACHNOPHILIA

whos ever thought id type those 2 words *facepalm*

Yes - because this is not disturbing in the slightest !!

Put's these sort of films into a whole new context though:

Anyway, I'm not going to indulge this particular line of enquiry. Seems to me, whenever insect/arachnid sex takes place, it always ends up with the male getting killed and/or eaten

But, I suppose, what a way to go!!!

...And, maybe, this cross-breeding might just have taught THEM a thing or two as well:

Vive La Difference

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OMG that baby ronald mcscary!!!! lololololol

one should be careful what they ask for, yes, baron???? lolololol

lets not scare ophelia off.. lets switch it from scary clowns to

INSECTOPHILIA!!!!! or i guess in this case ARACHNOPHILIA

whos ever thought id type those 2 words *facepalm*

Yes - because this is not disturbing in the slightest !!

Put's these sort of films into a whole new context though:

Anyway, I'm not going to indulge this particular line of enquiry. Seems to me, whenever insect/arachnid sex takes place, it always ends up with the male getting killed and/or eaten

But, I suppose, what a way to go!!!

...And, maybe, this cross-breeding might just have taught THEM a thing or two as well:

Vive La Difference

LMAO!!!!!

man, you gave me my first big belly laff of the day, and i thank you for that, darlin baron

i did forget the inevitable insectile sexual outcome... didnt mean to make you

cover your head all day!!! lolololol

when you break your neck in the future, neckbraces will be functional and ultra stylish,

'for the gimp going out for a night on the town'

lololololol

bad, bbaaaadddd doggies it looks like they finally found some of those gambling dogs you see in those paintings

bad, bbaaaadddd doggies it looks like they finally found some of those gambling dogs you see in those paintings

Were they these WISE GUYS???

"Yeh? Me an' my dawgs are gonna take ya down - down to MoFo Chinatown -if yooz mess wit us.."

Don't fret - the dog-cops are professional:

And dog justice is swift:

lolol @ all the doggie stuff,, especially the updated doggie gambling pic

Let me conclude THE ODDITORIUM's current sojourn in the land of dogs - with a brief piece on our most prized canine exhibit.

Sam was the three-times winner of the WORLD'S UGLIEST DOG competition - winning his final trophy but two days before his death in November 2006.

Whilst I'm sure he was sweet, and his owners no doubt loved him (oh, but how we all think our babies are the prettiest, no?) and his farts smelt of roses, etc...

...he truly was SPECTACULARLY ugly:

Bless you Sam - you'll always be remembered here...