THE ODDITORIUM

omg sooo ugly dogs!

Let me conclude THE ODDITORIUM's current sojourn in the land of dogs - with a brief piece on our most prized canine exhibit.

Sam was the three-times winner of the WORLD'S UGLIEST DOG competition - winning his final trophy but two days before his death in November 2006.

Whilst I'm sure he was sweet, and his owners no doubt loved him (oh, but how we all think our babies are the prettiest, no?) and his farts smelt of roses, etc...

...he truly was SPECTACULARLY ugly:

Bless you Sam - you'll always be remembered here...

oohh sam!! a face only a mother and penny-d could love.gawd the ugliness is soo sublime it crosses

over into cuteness somehow.

i posted this on the strange and unusual thread,but damn it belongs here too!

who needs a table when you got this fine ass buttcrack to stick your vase?

this is one sexay bird. you can bounce a knife off of those abs

i always knew shoes would be the death of me

this damn crow wouldnt stop cawing outside my window so i throttled him and ate blackbird pie

hhmm should i wear the red wedges or the black stillettos???

this damn crow wouldnt stop cawing outside my window so i throttled him and ate blackbird pie

So, I'm sure you've seen this guy before:

That's Bao Xishun - the world's TALLEST man.

Here he is on his wedding day, just for scale (he's 7ft9in):

And, naturally, there's a Yin to his Yang - here's Khagendra Thapa Magar - he's not officially the world's smallest man because he's only 14 - but I think that's being pedantic:

"What you talking about, Willis?"

He's a mere 20cm tall - I don't think that's a good enough reason to treat him like doll though:

Now, I'd like to think that this was totally organic - there Bao was, walking along the street like he does - when SUDDENLY:

He only goes and nearly squashes Khagendra, similarly going about his own merry way!

Alas, this was a contrived and voyeuristic press conference. A freakshow photo-op. But one which is thoroughly welcomed at THE ODDITORIUM...

Vide:

But why, oh why, didn't they have them stand next to each other??? :evil:

Unfortunately i can't find anything to substantiate the rumours that these were Bao and Khagendra's respective menus for the photo-op:

Or that they went back to their homes on these:

So, I'm sure you've seen this guy before:

That's Bao Xishun - the world's TALLEST man.

Here he is on his wedding day, just for scale (he's 7ft9in):

And, naturally, there's a Yin to his Yang - here's Khagendra Thapa Magar - he's not officially the world's smallest man because he's only 14 - but I think that's being pedantic:

"What you talking about, Willis?"

He's a mere 20cm tall - I don't think that's a good enough reason to treat him like doll though:

Now, I'd like to think that this was totally organic - there Bao was, walking along the street like he does - when SUDDENLY:

He only goes and nearly squashes Khagendra, similarly going about his own merry way!

Alas, this was a contrived and voyeuristic press conference. A freakshow photo-op. But one which is thoroughly welcomed at THE ODDITORIUM...

Vide:

But why, oh why, didn't they have them stand next to each other??? :evil:

Unfortunately i can't find anything to substantiate the rumours that these were Bao and Khagendra's respective menus for the photo-op:

Or that they went back to their homes on these:

FUCK get thee to the nunnery.... get ME to the nunnery!!

FUCK get thee to the nunnery.... get ME to the nunnery!!

FUCK get thee to the nunnery.... get ME to the nunnery!!

Whilst we're here (if anyone else is here?), the previous Pope was pretty popular - is he still watching over us?

Apparently so, according to this picture:

According to the god-botherer responsible for this picture, this is "UNDENIABLE PROOF" that Papa Juan Pablo 2 is indeed watching over us.

Hmmm? Seems to me, were I wanting to prove my afterlife existence, that I'd choose something a tad more direct than a spurious shape in a random fire based on some fairly insignificant photo of me.

But perhaps that's where the Faith comes in...

Sorry, I forgot, it was UNDENIABLE..!

I'd go for the Pastry Approach myself... If I were in any way a revered figure(!)

Like the former Pope, Mother Teresa was a hugely revered figure in the Christian world. Even before her death people wanted her canonised for her good deeds in Calcutta and spreading hope and joy around the world.

Want proof of an afterlife and the divine providence of religious figures? Fuzzy shapes in a bonfire not enough for you?

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN - MAY I PRESENT THE "NUN BUN":

Look, it's CLEARLY her:

This was obviously God working in his mysterious ways. Let's not argue that. Let's not even entertain the idea that it could just be a way to make a bit of money. Why, that would be a ludicrous suggestion.

^ "Get Your Mother Teresa Cinnamon Bun Bookmark/Prayer Card $1.50"

Yes, any money made there is blatantly going to orphanages and charities...

Though there may be weird forces at work...

DIVINE RETRIBUTION???

(bbc.co.uk news, Dec 27th 2007)

"Bob Bernstein said he thought the culprit was angry over the display."

Can't think why...

A few bits and bobs

this damn crow wouldnt stop cawing outside my window so i throttled him and ate blackbird pie