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Finally Keys and Gray, two oiky, self-satisfied toads who've spouted inane bollocks for nigh on twenty years, are gone. I don't know what I'll miss more, the pedantic non-stories whistled up for "The Last Word" or the elaborate sex toy style levers Gray relentlessly messed around with on Monday Night Football.
I maintain my position that broadcasters should put Tom & Jerry cartoons on instead of a pre-match show or any half-time analysis. Trust me, it would drastically reduce alcoholism, divorce and teen pregnancy levels across the country.
Caught a bit of the Keys TalkSport interview yesterday and it was positively cringeworthy, as if he was trying to do "humble" but at the same time, unable to stop his ego from kicking in at random intervals. I can only picture him now as Alan Partridge at the bar - "Cor! I'd like to have it off with her" 
Good riddance to bad rubbish. Long overdue.
Old Trafford in midweek, though. Would rather not.
Japan 1-0 Australia 
Japan 1-0 Australia
There there... 
Osasuna 1-0 Madrid...who would've thought? 
That's a 7 point gap for Barca. Hopefully Barca doesn't collapse...
Assuming Barça win the other Classico, then the title race is well and truly over already.
United are favourites to sign £20m starlet Jordan Henderson
Sunderland midfielder Andy Reid joins Blackpool for undisclosed fee
A day of idiocy, basically.
My commiserations to whichever Liverpool player draws the short straw and ends up with Andy Carroll as their new lodger.
35 million for Carroll? The world has gone mad...
That's more than what Barcelona paid for European and World champion David Villa.
35 million for Carroll? The world has gone mad...
Exactly what i thought <_<
35 million for Carroll? The world has gone mad...Exactly what i thought <_<
That's over 3 million per goal he's scored in the premiership. EVER. :x 
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Torres out + Carroll in =
35 million for Carroll? The world has gone mad...Exactly what i thought <_<
That's over 3 million per goal he's scored in the premiership. EVER. :x
'Twud make you sick..
And that JT photo 
Alas, as John Utaka walks his up-until-recently-useless legs off to Montpelier - and leaves the warm bosom of Frattonland behind him, it would seems an apposite time to remember this deeply complex man with his quite baffling 'Offical Site': http://www.johnutaka.com/ <Go to 'Utaka in pictures' and enjoy... 
^Tremendous stuff!
Had Utaka not just upped sticks for the French league, this would have earned him an instant placing on my top five "complex" Premier League footballers list. Only in fifth place mind, but there's some serious competition.
01. Mario Balotelli
"What's his name? Wil something? No, I don't know him but next time I play against Arsenal I will keep a close eye on him. Perhaps I can show him the Golden Boy trophy and remind him who won it."
02. Andrei Arshavin
"I won’t jump into water from a ten metre diving board. I’m generally scared of it. Not even of how deep it is - but the creatures that are maybe hiding in it."
03. Mohamed Diame
"The truth about life in Wigan is there is nothing to do. It is a crappy place."
04. Benoit Assou-Ekotto
"Yes, it's a good, good job and I don't say that I hate football but it's not my passion."
And last but not least...
05. Anton Ferdinand
"Going 4 a walk 2 da shops gettin milk 4 my coco pops game head is on preppin my shit"