Crap Superheroes

^ Thank you, widget (almost forgot about this thread!). I want to be Mr Roboto's friend...

This is CAPTAIN CHRISTMAS:

"So, what are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas, Captain..? What's that..? You don't have a girlfriend? Oh..."

^ :hell yea!: Baron!!

i actually couldn't come up with a caption for this one...

i actually couldn't come up with a caption for this one...

There are plenty of crap superheroes to be found in video games (especially in some of the older ones) but this guy is my favourite by far

Introducing...

^And his power is what, exactly? Being able to store food on his top lip?!! <_<

^And his power is what, exactly? Being able to store food on his top lip?!! <_<

Other than being a small boy who sprouted an Albert Einstein 'tache before puberty and owning a snazzy space helmet, pretty much nothing. But if you collect enough letters to spell "mustache", you get an extra life and skip to the next stage. I'm sure it was all very high-tech back then!

Other than being a small boy who sprouted an Albert Einstein 'tache before puberty and owning a snazzy space helmet, pretty much nothing.

It sounds like she's misjudged him in more ways than one

^ :hell yea!: Baron!!

i actually couldn't come up with a caption for this one...

....just me...or does he kind of look like a rather uncomfortable bodily 'accident?

@ you guys

^I'd like to think we had a hand in that film's gestation...

^i agree!

\/ "..Break it down!.." or "ice cubes? comin' right up..grrr"

^

Hmmm... Extreme filing?

Yes, that would kill him <_<

^lol!

And he is supposed to save people?

^ for some reason the voice & rhythm reminds me of "They're coming to take me away ha ha, They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha, to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time..."