Crap Superheroes
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Ummm... Claws?
Yeah, CLAWS - not just some coins you had lying around. 
SNIKT - Uh-Oh... Follow through... :yuckky:
GUIDORINE
I love how Wolvie's become the 'go-to' cosplay guy for chubby losers lacking in social skills and personal hygiene who entertain ninja fantasies and how bad-ass they are because they've converted their parent's basement into a dojo...
CONGRATULATIONS - you've managed to make Wolverine look camp.
A novel way to get past pesky 'Child-Labour' laws, and get the little bastard to earn his keep around the house, but not alert Social Services...
FOIL: IT DOESN'T WORK!
Still a virgin though, still a virgin...
how did i miss Wolverine day?? Foil Surfer, LOL!!!!!! Classic case of 'it seemed good in theory'. Thanks Baron!
hawt!
^Ah, 'cosplay'... Always so much better in the imagination, dear widget - wouldn't you say?
hahaha, too true! but alas, what would we do without them?
^YAY! This thread's been bumped...
What's that?
Oh. 
OK - since I'm here and they've taken the time to post - I'm going to buy me whatever the hell that thing is coming out of that woman's bum. Thanks FapavaibraNax!
LOL!! Yeah, i saw that too before it got zapped..i mean, i didn't click on the link or anything... :|
^Probably best no to! They're all over the forum at the moment though.LOL!! Yeah, i saw that too before it got zapped..i mean, i didn't click on the link or anything... :|
And they have angered Supergirl - and she will seek them out and show them the error of their spamming ways...
"Now to use those sex-aids and cut-price pharmaceuticals you're trying to peddle on you...
ALL AT ONCE!!!"
Move over Kick-Ass 
Armed with a skintight black-and-gold, belted costume, a cape and a fedora, Phoenix Jones suits up at night to fight crime on the streets of Seattle. He's the leader of a real-life superhero movement.
There's a video + interview in the link below:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/real-life-superhe...ory?id=12562715
^ 
Uh-Oh - he just got owned though... From Yesterday:
Phoenix Jones, who dons a mask and costumed body armour to thwart criminals and keep his US city safe, has suffered a broken nose while trying to break up a fight. Speaking to a television station, Jones explained how after witnessing the scuffle he called police and put one of the men in a headlock. The other man then pulled out a gun, forcing Jones to release the man he was holding. That man then kicked him in the face and broke his nose.But Jones remains undeterred, saying his injury is part of a superhero's job. "I endanger my life with a reason and purpose," he said.
The most exciting part about this is waiting for a 'real-life' supervillain to appear 
The Discovery Channel. Bravo. MTV. A&E.These are just a few of the channels that Seattle 'superhero' Phoenix Jones says have offered him and his crime-fighting team a chance at their own reality show.
But for now, he says they haven't accepted any offers. "I think it might cheapen my message. Right now, we do all of this for free. We're trying to help people, not make money," Jones said.
But reality shows aren't the only offers he says he has received. Jones says a few porn operations have offered to buy his costume for an upcoming (ahem) film.
Jones says he also declined those offers.
If you like it then you should have put a sling on it...
*groan*
