Guilty or Not Guilty?

Guilty but it wasn't a drawer

Blew chowder after riding a roller coaster?

Not Guilty

Watched FOX news in the past 7 days?

NOT GUILTY!!!

Ate a midnight snack this past week?

Guilty!

Listen to a Miley Cyrus song in the past 5 days?

NOT GUILTY!

Borrowed a movie from a friend to never return it back?

Guilty

Forgot to flush the toilet?

Guilty.

Forgot to brush your teeth when you wake up?

Guilty

Accidentally ate someone else's food?

Guilty

Caught picking your nose in public?

Not guilty.

Spitted on someone's food?

Sort of, does a sneeze count as guilty?
 

Bought something and left the tag on only to return ASAP after a function?

Not guilty.

Blamed someone for something wrong you've done?

Guilty 

Went to a birthday party just to eat some cake?

Guilty

Ever lied about cooking something that you actually brought from somewhere pre-made?

^ Guilty (I bet you did that as well Pinky? )

Stayed up 24 hours straight this year?

Not Guilty

Ever Dumpster Dive?

Guilty. (Found out people throw away some good shit at storage facilities.)

Have someone walk in while you're, ummm, pleasuring yourself?

Guilty

Flipped someone off for having an opposing team jersey on?

Not guilty, but have been tempted too many times to count.

Got angry at an old person?

Guilty (I mean the damn geriatric female pulled my hair instead of politely asking I move)

Ever drank an entire bottle of wine?