Guilty or Not Guilty?

Guilty, done it a few times...no biggy

Accidentally poured bleach on your clothes like a complete oblivious moron?

Spilled some on my carpet and didn't realize until the damage appeared the next day.

Broke off a relationship by email?

Not guilty

Eaten an entire cake by yourself? 

Guilty, but it was a SMALL one

Been to the dentist this past month?

Guilty had to go get a cleaning. 

Talked on the phone until the battery was dead? 

^ Guilty
 
Snacked in the past 24 hours?

Guilty 

Fell off the bed while you were sleeping?

Guilty

Tripped on something this past month and hit the floor?

Suprisingly not guilty

Act like a little kid sometimes? 

^ Always guilty on that

Had one too many drinks this past week?

I had quite some drinks, but not too many

So I'll say

Forgot your keys when going out?

Pfff...All the time...

Are you a good friend?

Guilty

Ate an entire box of cereal in one day?

Not Guilty

Been cheap when you didn't have to be?

Guilty of course

Slept in this past weekend?

Guilty

Fall asleep with the tv on?

Each night for me ! So, not guilty

Rent something and never bring back it after ? 

Guilty, but it was by accident!

Thrown cake at someone?

Guilty

Tripped over your own shoe lace to only hit the floor and open some skin

Not guilty   

Eaten a whole family size pizza on your own and in one sitting?