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Not Guilty. I've only lost a small amount.
Been pulled over by cops?

Not guilty
Have you ever been caught watching porn?

Not Guilty, but I've caught people watching porn xD!
Did you ever feign being sick in the school or college to skip a class?

Guilty ![]()
Farted in someones face?
(yes I have the mentality of a 10 yr old at the moment
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You mean if I put my badonkadonk on someone's face while I'm farting? Coz then not guilty. ![]()
Do you keep clean your nose with picking? (Just to stay on Dave's level...)![]()

Not Guilty.
Ever taken 2hr bath/shower?

Not guilty
Ever bitched about someone only to see they're behind you?

Not Guilty. I'm protective when it comes to people seeing me "bitch" about anything ![]()
Ever reuse a previous question from earlier on in this thread?

Not Guilty
Ever been to Brazil? xD

Guilty
Lived in one state and visited four others.
Ever gotten in trouble with law outside of your home country?

Not guilty, or at least I don't get caught ![]()
Have you ever tried to open a car thinking it was yours when it wasn't?

Guilty. Also one time my friend picked up and I was a bit drunk and I opened a guy's car thinking it was my friend and he was all friendly and stuff.
Did you start buying your Christmas gifts already?

Guilty, but only the ones for myself
Ever witness someone steal/ rob a store?

Guilty. He was a fucking senior citizen too, some woman threatened to call the police and he just waddled out telling her to eat shit. Bosnian Badass.
Have you ever fallen for a chainmail at any point in your life?

When I was 10, maybe.
Late from an appointment and said it was the traffic...?

Yes, of course. Well, usually there is a slight traffic problem, but I was also running late ![]()
Ever sexted?

Guilty. Only one time. That was all.
Ever called in sick to work because you didn't get much sleep?

Guilty
Did you ever drink alcohol as a minor?

Guilty, of course.
Are you a fan of kid food - mac and cheese, chicken tenders, PB&J?

Guilty, I eat all of those still
Ever eaten food off of the ground?