Guilty or Not Guilty?

Not guilty. I'm too talkative.

Ever worn something the wrong way round?

Guilty

Guilty, Saudade!

It happens to the best of us

Ever accidentally cursed in front of someone that you usually wouldnt?

Guilty.

Ever been pooped on by a bird?

Guilty (indirect message to seagulls: FU you ruined my jacket) 

Have you ever tried to kick something out of a vending machine? 

Not guilty 

Have you ever played 'ding dong ditch' / ´ring and run' ???

Not guilty

Ever played "Sweet and Sour"? 

Not Guilty.

Do you ever look at this thread but don't like the following question asked, so you just go away?

Guilty. A few instances. It's not necessarily that I don't like the question just sometimes cant tbink of another question to ask lol.

Ever spied on someone?

Guilty (Kinda have to for Secret Santa)

Have you ever eaten an entire packet of candy in one sitting? 

Super guilty.

Cheated on someone?

No.  And I don't think I've been cheated on either, thank God.

Had a crush on your boss?

Wasn't an actual boss, but guilty.

Bought alcohol/cigarettes for a minor?

Not guilty

Have you ever used a fake ID? 

Guilty. I had about five I was using before I turned 21! I'm young for my grade, so most of the people I knew were 21 before I was. 

Are you a fan of Taylor Swift? (Inspired by Raf )

I'm not a fan of hers but I like most of her popular songs.

Do you have a frenemy?

Not Guilty.

Been embarrassed in public?

Guilty, of course.  Having a middle school flashback right now...ugh...

Ever lost a friend over politics?

Guilty, when you live in France, happens at least one times in a life, even in the family circle ...

Ate something directly in the shop, before to pay this item ?

Guilty!

Downloaded software illegally.

Super guilty.

Swapped price tags in a store to get something cheaper?