Guilty or Not Guilty?
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Guilty 
Walked into the wrong bathroom?
Guilty
Have you ever lost your wallet?
Not guilty.
Lost your phone?
Not guilty
Losing your coolness
Guilty...LOL
Been romantically involved with someone who was already taken or married?
Guilty
Telling a kid his annoying as
fuck
To go away
Guilty
Spill hot coffee on someone?
I never spill coffee 
going to sleep without removing makeup?
Not guilty
stealing underwear?
Not guilty 
Spent a whole day in bed just out of laziness?
Not guilty
guilty of gynophobia? 
Not guilty.
Reading a +300 pages book in one day?
guilty 
dissect a human body?
...not guilty.
Dissect an animal in school?
not guilty
eating ice-cream winter time sub-zero temps?
Not guilty
Eating a triple cheeseburger
Guilty 
Watching a TV show's whole season in one day?
Guilty
Been on your phone all day.
semi-guilty
being bad keeping up with deadlines?
guilty
writing a mean anonymous note to somebody?