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guilty
kick off a great opportunity out of laziness?

Guilty
Playing stupid to get out of jury duty

Guitly
Puke at public place?

Guilty
Trashed a hotel room?

Guilty
Getting lost at the bathroom at work so someone else can do your job
not guilty
smoking in a "no smoking" area?

Always guilty
Escaped from hospital?
not guilty
driving the opposite direction in a one-way road?

Damn, I did do this. Guilty.
Forgetting a family members bday?

Guilty
Skipped christmas for some unbelievable reason?
Guilty
paying more attention to other people than yourself?

Guilty
Acting rude in front of your boyfriebd/girlfriend's parents
not guilty
crying over spilled milk?

Not guilty
humping your blanket
guilty
slept with your clothes .... too tired to get rid of them?

Not guilty
Fallen asleep at work?
Not guilty
being rude to neighbors because they are nosy ?

Not guilty
Cuddling your pet instead of your spouse.

I don't have a spouse but I wouldn't be surprised if I cuddle my pet instead him someday ![]()
Went a whole 24hrs without drinking any water?

Not guilty
Stopped eating for days just to lose some weight?