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#1261

Obligations.

That sculpture sounds pretty impressive; what a sweet idea. I don't think that I was nearly as lovely, nor as creative as Daven (curious distinctive name!), in my formative years. He really does sound like quite the catch. What a sweet pair.

I'm not sure that I'm nearly as modest as you imagine. In truth, I can get a little too cocksure at times.

Thank you once more for your vote of confidence in my abilities. In a similar vein, I would trust you to put together my Big Mac. In fact, I might even be tempted to try the drive-through if you were in-restaurant. Bernard still has some way to go though to convince me of his petrol-stationing skills.

Do you have holidays again soon? I can't wait for my break, it has been a long, long term. It will be lovely to go home for a time.

Oh, and Teddy, I'm reasonable at squash, I suppose. I could give one a game. My fitness isn't too bad at the moment and I have a quite considerable reach, being a tall fellow. I really need to get back to playing regularly though. It all takes practice. I'm sure that you're just being modest and aren't truly rotten. It really helps if you have a regular partner. What other sports have you dabbled with recently?

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#1262

I love your avatar

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#1263

^Thanks, me too!

Obligations.

That sculpture sounds pretty impressive; what a sweet idea. I don't think that I was nearly as lovely, nor as creative as Daven (curious distinctive name!), in my formative years. He really does sound like quite the catch. What a sweet pair.

I'm not sure that I'm nearly as modest as you imagine. In truth, I can get a little too cocksure at times.

Thank you once more for your vote of confidence in my abilities. In a similar vein, I would trust you to put together my Big Mac. In fact, I might even be tempted to try the drive-through if you were in-restaurant. Bernard still has some way to go though to convince me of his petrol-stationing skills.

Do you have holidays again soon? I can't wait for my break, it has been a long, long term. It will be lovely to go home for a time.

I sure as hell thought so! He told me that he'd prefer if I made him something as a gift for his birthday. It's only in september, but I have so much to live up to. I'm already thinking about it... Hopefully I can pull something beautiful out of my ass. We were actually talking about his name the other day. We were saying how it sounds like "Devon" and "Gavin." Then I asked how the hell his parents came up with it. I said that it sounds like they just fucking made it up and he thought about it and said, "Yeah... That's fucking wicked!" I really adore him, I feel so lucky. I've just been so happy lately because of him, you know?

Well, we're all sure of ourselves at times. It's alright. If we thought that

we were incapable of everything, imagine how unambitious we'd be

No problem, it's the truth. I'd give you some speedy service in drive-thru! (No innuendo )

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#1264

Speedy service only reserved for Devan?

Anyway, how come no more Laffy art?

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#1265
Oh, and Teddy, I'm reasonable at squash, I suppose. I could give one a game. My fitness isn't too bad at the moment and I have a quite considerable reach, being a tall fellow. I really need to get back to playing regularly though. It all takes practice. I'm sure that you're just being modest and aren't truly rotten. It really helps if you have a regular partner. What other sports have you dabbled with recently?

No really, I am really bad. I never play squash and I think I've discovered that I have no hand-eye coordination whatsoever I haven't been playing anything else recently actually. I was meant to go for a run the other day to get my fitness back up, but I ended up sleeping

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No problem, it's the truth. I'd give you some speedy service in drive-thru! (No innurendo )

^

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#1269

Little horse friend .

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#1270

^

What the fuck

Itty-bitty horse!

Speedy service only reserved for Devan?

Anyway, how come no more Laffy art?

It's Daven... And, uh, yeah

Oh, that. Um... Will scan some... Sometime... In the future

No problem, it's the truth. I'd give you some speedy service in drive-thru! (No innurendo )

^

Sorry, what?

By the way, those emoticons made me laugh

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#1271

Daven. right.

in-ur-end-o. *Todd innuendo 5*

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#1272

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I get it now! Thanks

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#1273

Bump

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#1274

PIP

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#1275

Colt 45 and two zig zags,

Baby thats all we need.

We can go to the park after dark,

Smoke that tumbleweed.

And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns,

Singing them dirty rap songs.

Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong,

Sell tapes from here to hong kong.

So roll, roll, roll my joint.

Pick out the seeds and stems.

Feelin high as hell,

Flyin through palmdale,

Skatin on dayton rims.

So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coup de Ville.

If my tapes and my CDs just dont sell,

I bet my caddy will.

:brows:

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#1277

Shut the fuck up!! :persuazn:

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#1278

Did you like the massive message I sent you?

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#1279

No, i can't reply..

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#1280

Why not?

(Besides the fact that you're too lazy 'cause it's so long)

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