How BIG do you prefer your man to be?
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Good question... In the male community, speech is very free, however there can be much ridicule. I have known guys that throw "but I have a small wiener" in to like every conversation, and people laugh... So I think they just say it to be funny, not sure. In primary school and middle school guys would compare...but I've always felt wierd about that... I really don't tell everyone I know, but they have seen magnum XL condoms in my wallet, and in my room... So of course they bring it up at awkward times... Guys are pretty honest infront of friends, but as soon as chicks are involved there is the whole "macho" routine you have to deal with. I'm me though... I'm the same infront of girls and guys. Take me or leave me.
guys aren't like girls in that respect. we tend to hang out and be guys. you know, basically fondling each other quite a lot. we also always always carry tape measures around with us just in case we meet a new guy and we can't tell how big he is. it's good to keep a list handy for when new guys come into town. that way we know what we're up against.
but I guess I'm not telling you anything you don't know
You forgot the toilet paper roll test. You never mentioned that. Also there is A LOT more making out than he made it out to be... Don't listen to his lies.
Ok...ummm...I am confused. So guys do compare???? Like in the bathroom when they r using the urinal???
hahahaha! man that was silly.
C'mon, I know you want teh skinny from our side of the park, but think about it some more... We are awesome, but still human. Girls are human too, and they compare breast size and whatnot, so I think you can make the call on this one for yourself.
hmmmm...ok...thx 
(Y)
Aww, your making me feel bad with your innocence.... Eh... Not THAT bad..
But seriously, it really isn't a smart thing to go around and ask all your guy friends to whip it out so you can compare. That guy would no longer be a friend of mine.
No, my question was how does a guy know if he is on the larger side [or smaller side] ???
Like you said, some guys brag abt. how big they are. But how do they know???
Actually I didn't know for a long time. I never seen any of my firends, and I thought I was small compared to guys in porn and stuff.
But then I started to get active with the ladies, and they would say "wow" or just give me "the look" and I figured I was abnormal. Plus regular sized condoms hurt really bad.... Like sex ins't even pleasureable with a regular trojan on.
playing sports is a good way to be around mancrotch. you sure as hell don't stare, but it's hard not to catch the occasional sidelong glance.
and once again, here's a good tester, a great post from Craigslist:
wow, toilet paper tubes are 5 1/2 inches in girth.... Damn, so I figure I'm 6 inches or more girth wise... i don't have a roll infront of me, but I know for a fact that I'm longer than one.
if you don't have a roll, you can't play along
and once again, here's a good tester, a great post from Craigslist:
LOL...this article was actually helpful. Thx Rhett (Y)
I would have posted that earlier, except... well except I had already posted it earlier. happy to re-introduce its sagacious teachings
LOL...HAHAHA...ok 
Chock full of facts, and delivered by a loveable asshole. My favorite kind of article.
Not That big like 9 1'2 10 is Good For Me :evil:
... and people were insulting me because I said 7ish was alright, why isn't someone having a girly hissy fit yet.. honestly. 
I'm just waiting for someone to wipe out a 500 word post of insults.
Seriously, people can say they like whatever they like. It's their business if it's true or not... you can't force the truth out of someone if they are telling the truth, and if they're not telling... so what!?
Anyways, I guess anything goes when it comes to personal opinions.
the fact that she said "not that big" makes me think she has no clue what she is talking about. like she has had a guy that is 14 inches or some shit... The whole scanario is laughable.
True, everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
haha, you might want to check your first posts about girth before you rip anyone, lazy 